National Enquirer, all the fake news that's fit to print

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Yeah. No way the kid with the bowl haircut is obsessed with taylor swift.
     
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    La Flama Blanca Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm more concerned with Bill's vision agony
     
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    The fake story is the Mike Walker game.
     
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    why do people buy this garbage
     
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I subscribe to Enquirer and Globe (for my mom of course). But nowadays you can get all the info immediately on the computer so it is kind of a waste of money.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    btw Howard was in it AGAIN.. in the horoscope section. hold on...
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Another report, this one in eutimes.net, shockingly claims, "A new Foreign Military Intelligence (GRU) report circulating in the Kremlin today is saying that United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was injured, and a top US Navy Seal Commander killed when their C-12 Huron military passenger and transport aircraft crash landed nearly 3 weeks ago in the Iranian city of Ahvaz near the Iraqi border."
     
  11. FishySausage

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    Never figured Howard was a SNAKE! :c :artiejj::bully:
     
  12. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Hmmm?

    I know there was a story in the news about a US Plane that landed and is undergoing repairs, but the US citizens quickly continued on their trip to one of the Gulf states. One thing for sure, people haven't seen Clinton in a while.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    that horoscope is crap because it doesn't become year of the snake till Chinese new year which is after Howard's birthday.
     
  14. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Sure he was, Thought "She" Had a kawk.............
     
  15. Imus O Sternsky

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    So he is a snake and his life is a 5 Sounds about right
     
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    :beer: that's exactly what I was thinking as I looked at that pict :whistle:
     
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    KillVampires Racist Banned User

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    But his professional life is at a noine! I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I lost a lover and I lost my best friend.
     
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    Having been surreptitiously watching her closely ever since I read this back in the 90s, can't say I'm at all surprised by this nefarious intergalactic conspiracy's dirty little secret.

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