Politics National Enquirer: Ted Cruz Has Had at Least 5 Extramarital Affairs

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  1. EndOfLine

    EndOfLine PLATINUM SPONSOR VIP

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    :jj: There were 5 other women on earth who slept with this creep???

    They were right about John Edwards, so....

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    According to the new issue of the National Enquirer, Republican political operatives are investigating rumors that Texas senator Ted Cruz has had extramarital affairs with at least five different women.

    Courting the evangelical vote, Cruz presents himself as a deeply Christian man—despite the fact that he does not properly tithe. “I will readily admit that I have not been as faithful in this aspect of my walk as I should have been,” he told the Christian Broadcasting Network earlier this year.

    Now it seems there may be other aspects of his walk in which the senator has not been faithful. From the Enquirer:

    “Private detectives are digging into at least five affairs Ted Cruz supposedly had,” claimed a Washington insider.

    “The leaked details are an attempt to destroy what’s left of his White House campaign!”

    The ENQUIRER reports that Cruz’s claimed mistresses include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney!

    The actual story—which is not online, but which Gawker has obtained a copy of—does not name any of the women with whom Cruz purportedly was involved. Descriptions are given for each, however, and at least one should sound very familiar to folks who have been following this election.

    http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
     
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    It's over johnny
     
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    Nice. And I thought ted was a gay.
     
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    Typical of all the religious asshole politicians. Surprised no boy fucking has been uncovered as of yet.
     
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    that Katrina chick
    they'd have her on the cnn

    you wanted to punch her right in the face with your fist
    and right in the vagine with your fist---and if that went well you'd then use your peepee
     
  7. Time Bandit

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    one of them was a big shot for carly's campaign..a $500,000 donation from cruz to carly was investigated for being possible "hush money".
     
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    “I will readily admit that I have not been as faithful in this aspect of my walk as I should have been,” he told the Christian Broadcasting Network earlier this year.

    Is this some evangelical phrasing?

    He's pro-walk.
    Horror movies scare the walk out of him.
    He likes Bon Jovi's "It's My Walk" and Backstreet's "Larger Than Walk"
    That his candidacy is a once in a walktime experience
    He's walking la vida loca
     
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    In Europe extramarital affairs are a given right. Here it's a death sentence
     
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    Is this what Trump meant by 'not spilling the beans' ?
     
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    I knew Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton was a friend of mine......Ted, you are no Bill Clinton...you will not become President when this story breaks.
     
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    Cruz is gross. Women are grosser.
     
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    I don't care about people fucking other people outside of their marriage unless its one of these religious fuckheads.
     
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    Guilty as Charged!
     
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    WGAS

    'District of Columbia v. Heller' 5-4 decision.
     
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    Makes me smirk every time.

    This is probably true. The Enquirer would get taken to the cleaners otherwise.
     
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    Analysis of this revelation with a shitload of informed and opinionated tweets resulting from it. Very interesting and if true should take Cruz out of this race.. just another way he's a hypocrite. One of these bitches has been spearheading the anti trump movement and another, the campaign manager of Carly, apparently has routed 500k in donations Cruz's way.

    http://theconservativetreehouse.com...irer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/

     
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    "Hey. I'm staring to like that guy. We're not so different after all. Are we Ted?"
    [​IMG]
     
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    He's a phony, just like the rest of them. It's hilarious that this came out right after all of those establishment hacks backed him too.