Entertainment Nat'l Enquirer says Angelina Jolie is hospitalized, 79 lbs and dying

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Do you believe them?



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  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Eat a cookie
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  3. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Something tells me Brad Pitt is long past the point of hoping that their reporting is accurate.





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    Sounds legit.
     
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    "Robin ...she could loose a few pounds ..am I right Fred"?
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    You should stalk and harass her to find out.
     
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    WINNING!
     
  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Kevin Federline, yeah mmhmmm.
     
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    She is on the "mint leaf on side" diet
     
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    Last week the Enquirer said she was having Elvis's alien baby. :dontknow:
     
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    75 lbs or what some of the fat fucks here gained since breakfast
     
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    I have no doubt Brad will step up as a single father to all those random kids.
     
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    Biggest mistake he ever made was dumping Jen. She was and still is holding up, makes more money and always will from Friends re-runs. And she doesn't want kids. Idiot marries the ass he was banging on a movie set and now she's letting herself go the other way Karen Carpenter style, chopped off her tits even though she had no signs of cancer and he got saddled down with a horde of Asian kids.
     
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    Woody Allen will be the first person he calls for help.
     
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    Shoulda stuck with that other crazy one.

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    You ever see an ex you were so in love with and think to yourself "woo, I dodged a bullet!". It's walking on cloud 9 after!
     
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    that bitch is crazy :crazybye:
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Angelina Jolay.
     
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