Nazi knock knock joke

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    How did Hitler tie his tennis shoes?
     
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    What do you call the mucus that comes out of a German's nose?

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    In little Nazis.
     
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    What did hitter drink for breakfast?








    Jooos
     
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    The cookie doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
     
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    My grandfather died in a Nazi prison camp. :pissed:
     
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    Jews.
     
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    That sucks if true.
     
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    Fell out of a guard tower?