According to the not-always-correct website Baller Alert, Toronto Raptors guard Lou Williams is dating two women simultaneously. Even better, he’s apparently nicknamed them “Blonde” and “Brown” for the color of their hair. Even JR Smith is in disbelief. This story apparently came out in early October when people were calling it a “sister wives” situation, but the term “two girlfriends” seems like it sticks a whole lot better. The good news is that the more we look into it, the more we believe the story. The bad news is that you’re not an NBA player and trying this means you’ll likely end up with a stiletto heel in your neck. Who is “Blonde”? Blonde–aka Ashley Henderson–seems to be Lou’s “old lady” (a term of endearment a la Sons of Anarchy). She’s the mother of two of his children, and judging from her photos, she seems to be hanging around Lou the most. Baller Alert claims that “‘Blonde’ puts up with the agreement because Lou has afforded her a pretty nifty lifestyle that she isn’t quite ready to give up yet.” Follow Ashley on Instagram Who is “Brown”? Brown–aka Rece Mitchell–definitely strikes us as the wilder of the two. She may or may not be a dancer*, and she’s got a twin sister who pretty much looks like a spitting image of Rece.