NBA scrub living the dream

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  1. Slow

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    According to the not-always-correct website Baller Alert, Toronto Raptors guard Lou Williams is dating two women simultaneously. Even better, he’s apparently nicknamed them “Blonde” and “Brown” for the color of their hair. Even JR Smith is in disbelief.

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    This story apparently came out in early October when people were calling it a “sister wives” situation, but the term “two girlfriends” seems like it sticks a whole lot better. The good news is that the more we look into it, the more we believe the story. The bad news is that you’re not an NBA player and trying this means you’ll likely end up with a stiletto heel in your neck.

    Who is “Blonde”?
    Blonde–aka Ashley Henderson–seems to be Lou’s “old lady” (a term of endearment a la Sons of Anarchy). She’s the mother of two of his children, and judging from her photos, she seems to be hanging around Lou the most. Baller Alert claims that‘Blonde’ puts up with the agreement because Lou has afforded her a pretty nifty lifestyle that she isn’t quite ready to give up yet.”

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    Who is “Brown”?
    Brown–aka Rece Mitchell–definitely strikes us as the wilder of the two. She may or may not be a dancer*, and she’s got a twin sister who pretty much looks like a spitting image of Rece.

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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    How long before they're "black" and "blue"?
     
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    i get an odd vibe from both of them. ill pass(no basketball pun intended)
     
  5. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    @GaryPuppet , I'm guessing you could have some good questions for these girls on twitter?
     
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    good for him

    I wish him all the best in these escapades
     
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    I need to hear the conversations between those 3.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Just wait for them to break up and you can get them on the rebound!

    :hilarious:
     
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    Couple thoughts here
    One they would have zero interest in him if he wasn't an NBA millionaire

    Second he is gonna get one pregnant and go bankrupt in about 6 years, pretty much a fact on this one

    Third if the guy thinks putting up with two woman's bullshit is cool more power to him. They are either dead fish and have no thoughts on anything so they aren't worth dating to begin with or second they are smart enough to play this sucker for his cash and he is to dumb to figure it out. I go with the second one here
     
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  10. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    They know what they are doing. They are going to milk him for every dollar.
     
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    Girls of the shed are way better than these hotel hopping basketball botox bimbos with more saline than a SOHO Duane Reade.
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    Puck-bunnies have NOTHING on these harlots!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :haha:
     
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    if he is literally getting "milked" than he is getting his moneys worth.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I rather get milked by women who want me and get my money's worth and keep my own paychecks. ;)
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    they all go bankrupt anyway. might as well spend it on top shelf coos and alize instead of 3rd cousins and some ridiculous entourage.

    if it was my money than i would agree with you.
     
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