Stern Show NBA2k team of wack packers

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  1. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    need ideas for what positions people play and what their skill sets would be like.

    we could do baseball too, or anything that puts them in a virtual world where theyre competing against each other

    we should hash this out and put it up on the PSN

    seemed like a funny idea but im already starting to think its stupid
     
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    Beet would have to be point guard
     
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    Bigfoot at center with Nicole Bass at power forward
     
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    You could have an entire frontcourt full of midjits, but I'd worry that the folks at 2k didn't invest enough time in development to make the physics of ETM's wheelchair believable...
     
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    @ARM could cast this better, but I'll give it a go.

    PG: Beet
    SG: Elliott Offen (high speed rating with propensity to foul out)
    SF: Nicole Bass (max strength, low agility)
    PF: High Pitch Erik (0 speed rating)
    C: Bigfoot
     
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    If there was a whack packer hockey team High pitch would be the goalie. He's so fat he'd cover the whole goal.
     
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    i got elliot at the 3 because hes more dynamic than most 2 guards, bass in at the 4 because shes like a jared sullinger type, high pitch cant move so hes in the post, bigfoot is our manute bol

    i got gary at the 2 guard hoping he can be a slasher and play some defense on the perimeter, we'll see how agile he is come training camp

    john the stutterer seems tall and lanky too

    anything that should be changed?

    pg; Beet
    sg: gary the retard
    sf: Elliot Offen
    pf: Nicole Bass, John the stutterer(seems like he could play stretch 4)
    c: Bigfoot, High Pitch Erik
     
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    how tall was riley?
     
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    yaqi the tickler could probably play some power forward
     
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    I made Beetlejuice on NBA 2k once as a goof. He was actually a good player.
     
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    i picture a glen davis meets nate robinson type?
     
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    Those Jews from Ocean Parkway in Brooklyn can ball I used to play in the playgrounds there. They are physical throw elbows etc. I can imagine Elliot probably lives on those courts.
     
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    The weird thing is Beetlejuice is actually a better looking guy than Nate Robinson.
     
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    Make Hi Pitch the center. Nobody will want to get near him.

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    Brilliant project.
     
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    Beetle is the point guard and Bigfoot is the center. Can you upload images to that thing?
     
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    Also, you need to make two Elliotts: One wearing frilly lingerie & nylons for the whole world to see, one Gangster style with the Nautica shirt and one pant leg up to highlight the bulging double definition in his calf.
     
  19. Mr Cachexic

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    this will be a work in progress but ill try my best....somebody with nex gen should try to somehow do the face scans and that would really make it awesome
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Why? The dude is 7'4".
     
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