NBA's Baron Davis is Riley Martin Jr.

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    NBA's Baron Davis: I was 'abducted by aliens' in desert two weeks ago

    The former New York Knicks player told the hosts of 'The Champs Podcast' that he made a visit to a flying saucer while driving through the desert from Las Vegas to L.A.



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    Baron Davis had a visit from the mothership 'like two weeks ago,' he told 'The Champs Podcast.'



    It was a close encounter of the hoops kind.
    Former Knicks player Baron Davis says he was “actually abducted by aliens.”
    The basket-case baller told the hosts of “The Champs Podcast” that he crossed into his own personal twilight zone while driving “like two weeks ago.”
    “I was, um, on my way from Vegas here to L.A.,” he said on the episode that aired Thursday.
    [​IMG]Photo Illustration by Isaac Lopez/New York Daily News

    Baron Davis claims he was abducted by aliens — like a scene straight out of 'Space Jam,' the 1996 film starring NBA great Michael Jordan.


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    “I’m a little tired and s--- and I see this light and I think it’s a big-a-- truck.
    “Then next thing you know, dude, like, I was in this f------ steel thing,” Davis deadpanned.
    It was a scene straight out of “Space Jam,” the 1996 film starring Looney Tunes characters, Michael Jordan and a basketball team of aliens.
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    Ex-Knicks guard Baron Davis swears he was abducted by aliens while driving to Los Angeles two weeks ago.


    Instead, the foul-mouthed Davis was stuck with “these f------ crazy-looking people” who were “half-human, half, like, f-----, ugly motherf------.”
    RELATED: JASON COLLINS COMES OUT AS GAY: ATHLETES AND FANS REACT
    The UCLA standout and two-time NBA All-Star — who tore ligaments in his knee while playing for the Knicks against the Miami Heat in the 2012 playoffs — is also a first-class practical joker.
    But this was no laughing matter, he claimed, even after podcast hosts Neal Brennan and Moshe Kasher pressed the 34-year-old, trying to get him to admit he was telling a tall tale. “We don’t know if you’re being serious or not,” one of the hosts asked.
    [​IMG]Chris Chambers/Getty Images

    Baron Davis former Knicks guard says he wound up in a spaceship while driving through desert from Las Vegas to L.A.


    “Dude, they were poking me on my nose and s---,” Davis replied.
    “They were poking me on my nose and they were, like, looking me in my eyes,” added Davis, who works as a community rep for the Knicks. “They had my hands like, tied up and the next thing you know, I was f------ in Montebello, dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. It was like four o’clock in the morning.”
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    The encounter ended, like most wild nights in California, with a pit stop at In-N-Out Burger.
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    Baron Davis later noted he has been taking Percocet for pain related to the knee surgery that has sidelined him from NBA play.


    “I just got off at the next exit,” said Davis, who noted he has been taking Percocet after knee surgery. After his extraterrestrial experience, Davis is still flying high.
    “I come back and like, I’m sharper and s---. You know what I mean?” he asked the hosts. “I’m retaining information.”
    His rep did not respond to a request for comment Friday.
    But on the podcast, Davis said he has a book coming out about his alien experience



    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/baron-davis-abducted-aliens-article-1.1397660#ixzz2YvbMBUrk
     
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    [​IMG]<He's wearing Riley's head band./
     
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    Hello Bob in Florida
     
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    SHout out to... UHhhhhh.... Willie Fistergash.
     
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    And to Lou Skunt.
     
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    Riley may be the closest thing left to a real wack packer. Aside from bigfoot.
     
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    What about Beetlejuice and Eric the midget actor?
     
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    Beet is ole school, and my all time personal favorite by the way! I was mostly thinking of post terrestrial era, I agree about Eric, was he around pre satellite? I dont remember.
     
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    :lol:

    "Shout out to my good man, Hugh Jassol!"

    I wonder if Baron got his symbol?
     
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    The OP must be a shill working for dog trying to get people to become supporters so they can neg him. :dontknow:
     
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    Eric mentioned his 10 year anniversary.He's been calling the show since 2003.
     
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    Damn he has been around for that long?! Who knew?!

    :lol: Probably my all time favorite!!!!!! Reps comin your way!