Nearly 263 Billion Needless, Senseless Deaths

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    That is about how many helmeted soldiers I have mercilessly sent to their meaningless deaths since I started spanking the monkey in 1979.

    Sobering, to say the least.
     
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    so many children that could have been our future hope.

    selfish
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    this thread will catch fire PF

    just watch
     
  4. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    This thread... it's not fun, and it's not funny.

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  5. CrucifiedAGT

    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    263 Billions? What are you a pilgrim? That is a typical Thursday for me watching my current favorite, Kayla Kayden.
     
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    LOL. You must be pretty loaded. I've always been on the low end of the spectrum (but not sterile). I figured 20 million soldiers per deployment. Of course, if your deployments have greater numbers, you could be in the trillions by now.
     
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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Heh. Wouldn't that depend also on who is supplying the other 23 chromosomes?
     
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    Fawkesguy The sea refuses no river. Gold

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    The second coming of Christ might be swimming in your sewer instead of bringing peace to the world.

    :bigcry:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    The thing is, if you don't spank the monkey or otherwise eventually discharge the boys, they receive recall orders, disintegrate and make room for new troops. So either way, they need to be deployed.
     
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    I started counting on my first spurt, but lost track after 17 when my fingers got too sticky. Congrats on your determination.
     
  14. MorningSong13

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    Like a big, crusty genocide.
     
  15. Nick Manning

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    263 billion? All in a day's work for Gary Puppet.
     
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