Ned Rocknroll marries Kate Winslet

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  1. Jon Hein is God

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    What could possibly go wrong getting married to a guy named "Ned Rocknroll"?

    It said in that article that the dude "works" for his uncle, Richard Branson, in the Virgin space program.

    I'm sure this knucklehead is launching rockets. :rolleyes:

    D'ya wanna be a spaceman?!?

    I like Kate and she's a terrific actress, but if this doesn't work out........................and it won't..................................she goes to Defcom: Liz Taylor.
     
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    You mean not this Ned?

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    i love her, but Ned Rocknroll? Really?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    dumbest name ever!
     
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    What? Iggy Pop wasn't available?
     
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    would ruin...:coffee:
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    Nice scarf!!!
     
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    This is, indeed, a tragic day for me. She is my one big celebrity crush. If she was going to marry into that family, she could have at LEAST married Richard Branson himself. :facepalm:

    /mourn
     
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    I was a little concerned when I saw her in this hat ...

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    You were right to be concerned, Thelma........................very right indeed.

    She seems the type of gal who'd walk off a bridge for her man..................and it looks like she's done just that.

    "hook up my nipples to a car battery?!? you're the boss!"
     
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    And I've always had the feeling that her big, unrequited love was for Leonardo DiCaprio. I think she was hoping "Revolutionary Road" would reunite them in more ways than one. She seemed to be adrift when that didn't happen.
     
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    That sounds about right..............but that was also around the time her marriage was falling apart, wasn't it? That probably accounted for some of the "adrift-ness".

    That director dude left Winslet saying "I need to be with more than one woman" or something like that, and hooked up with the actress Rebecca Hall. I always wondered what Rebecca thought about that statement.

    It's funny, because by all accounts....................well, actually it's just her account..........................Winslet is supposed to be all "normal" and down to earth and such.

    and she's wealthy and pretty

    yet at 37 she's on marriage #3. to somebody called "Ned Rocknroll".

    :facepalm:

    Something just ain't right there.
     
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    Richard Branson :facepalm:. I saw him at the scene of the sex pistols' gig at the queens jubilee - giving an interview about the "inappropriateness" of the event - looking like Cat Weisel. Old fucking hippie. Did anyone see the new commercial about who the hell knows what? It goes "back in time" trying to show how "cool" he was in the 60's?
     
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    That guy looks like Richard Kiel.
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    I respect her for rocking old school bush. :cheer:
     
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    old school Bush
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    I haven't seen many of her movies outside of Titanic and that one about her being a Nazi guard.... The Reader?

    But she's always come across as a dirty hewer.

    Love that about her.
     
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    Thought the same thing. Close to 40 and on her 3rd marriage.