Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Thelonious Davis, Mar 23, 2016.
I get one on Monday. What should I expect? They better put me under and give me drugs. What happens?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
you get Lumberg'd.
Drink the stuff your doctor gave you the day before.
Shit a lot.
Get a colonoscopy.
Find out if you have cancer.
That's pretty much it.
I have no idea what that means.
That's the no fun part of the whole deal right there.
Just bite the pillow like you usually do.
That's the thing I haven't had any instructions on what to do.
Is it weird that I'm hoping for cancer?
Shut up you two faced dick licker
Jesus Christ, man.
I only have one face.
If I have cancer I should get some pain meds. @Schmoopy
No. I like you fine, but you're a bizarre man that wants everyone to feel sorry for you because nobody likes you, but the problem is you behave in a manner that makes people dislike you. So, that's why people don't like you.
So there's that.
Yeah but you use to be cool.
Yeah tell me about it.
"use to be cool" might be people getting tired of how you behave, Shean.
And it's USED
You used to be cool.
Dinner & a movie
See, that there is why you can die for all I care.
Dude, I've always been the same. I'll talk to anyone, be friendly, and I'll bust anyone's balls.
You just take shit to heart too much.
If I've genuinely ever offended you, I apologize.
And here is another apology, because I'll probably do it again.