Need advice about a colonoscopy

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  1. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I get one on Monday. What should I expect? They better put me under and give me drugs. What happens?
     
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    Do you like movies about gladiators?
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    You ever seen a grown man naked?
     
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    you get Lumberg'd.
     
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    Drink the stuff your doctor gave you the day before.

    Don't eat.

    Shit a lot.

    Get a colonoscopy.

    Find out if you have cancer.

    That's pretty much it.
     
  6. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I have no idea what that means.
     
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    That's the no fun part of the whole deal right there.
     
  8. Sleep

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    Just bite the pillow like you usually do.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    That's the thing I haven't had any instructions on what to do.
    Is it weird that I'm hoping for cancer?
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Shut up you two faced dick licker
     
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    Jesus Christ, man.
     
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    I only have one face.:c
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    If I have cancer I should get some pain meds. @Schmoopy
     
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    No. I like you fine, but you're a bizarre man that wants everyone to feel sorry for you because nobody likes you, but the problem is you behave in a manner that makes people dislike you. So, that's why people don't like you.

    So there's that. :dontknow:
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Yeah but you use to be cool.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Yeah tell me about it.
     
  17. Neesie

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    "use to be cool" might be people getting tired of how you behave, Shean.

    And it's USED

    You used to be cool.
     
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    Dinner & a movie
     
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    See, that there is why you can die for all I care.
     
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  20. Sleep

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    Dude, I've always been the same. I'll talk to anyone, be friendly, and I'll bust anyone's balls.

    You just take shit to heart too much.

    If I've genuinely ever offended you, I apologize.

    And here is another apology, because I'll probably do it again.
     
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