Entertainment Need an Attorney? Call Texas Law Hawk Right now!!!!!!!!

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  1. dawg

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    There's a lot of attorney ads in Texas. Holy shit
     
  3. TheMercenary

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    I'd hire him for the use of the midget as a cop alone.
     
  4. sumtexan

    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    You don't know the half of it.
     
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    He's no Law Hawk.....he's a closeted Chicken Hawk..........run boys run
     
  6. dawg

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    what about the fine ass?
     
  7. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Is the Anchor of Justice a new X-men character?
     
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    Dude is a total BOSS.

    Call him FFS, the LAW HAWK!


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    Wow. That's a real thing.
    Seemed like an SNL skit
     
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    I get the midget but why the extra larger pencil? :eek:
     
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    :lol: another midget was inside the Intoxifiker 9000
     
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    Pretty sure the midget was guaranteed a multi-commercial deal.
     
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    That guys is the tits. Don't know if I want him representing me. But the tits nonetheless
     
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    Can he run for president of Texas?
     
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    They did a profile on him on some show.