Need Secret Santa gift ideas

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  1. Dainty Jainty

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    I'm Secret Santa to a coworker I've never met but know he's Indian, vegetarian, non-drinker, Hindu, IT/tech guy.

    We have to give a gift that's at least $20.

    I'm thinking of getting a George Foreman Grill for like $25 at Kmart.

    Would you be pleased if you got that gift?

    The other idea I had was to package $25 in cash in a clever package. Tacky, I know.

    The gift exchange is next week so I don't really have time to order something in the mail!

    Any other ideas?
     
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    LOL! Holy shit, that's fucking hilarious!
     
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    If he's hindu why would he get a Christmas present?
     
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    Bacon flavored vodka
     
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    Just play along!

    Max I'm willing to spend is $30. I don't even know this guy!
     
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    Haha, that should definitely be the deceptive gift wrap!
     
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    Dont they worship cows?

    Have Goatfaggot send him one of his girls.
     
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    Get him a nice crucifix
     
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    Have you thought about a gift card or movie tickets?