Need Some Advice

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  1. kingship

    kingship Well-Known Member

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    Until recently, I've had my sister-in-law cut my hair. Once she became too busy to do it anymore, she sent me to a friend of hers who used to be a beautician. The new girl is a mudshark who left her husband after he came home one night w/ a prostitute's name tattooed on him. Long story. Anyway, I go to this girl's apartment at about 10:45 this morning for a scheduled haircut. She answers the door and cuts my hair in a nightie! Now, I wasn't tempted for a couple of reasons. I love my family and I would never knowingly bang a mudshark.

    I honestly don't know what to make of this. I'm a handsome man, but I'm white. Also, her 18-month-old was in the apartment. Was she testing me, or is she just lazy? Second question: Do I tell my wife? If so, what?

    Thanks for your thoughtful replies.

    Edit: Howard related b/c I have my own hair and he doesn't.
     
  2. todd packer

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    do NOT tell your wife and do NOT get your hair cut by this new girl again...:grad:
     
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    Did she give you a jheri curl? What the fuck did I just read
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    You may be retarded.
     
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    did you call 911?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Kracka-Mike Temp Ban Gold

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    Did you call the faeg hotline?
     
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    Go ahead and tell the wife! What could possibly go wrong? :dontknow:
     
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    Haircuts... :jj:
     
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    hippy :lol:
     
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    sinkhole?
     
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    Serious business
     
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    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Dude there's a million places to get your hair cut without dealing with family or lazy nightie wearing mud sharks!
    What the fuck is wrong with you?
     
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    Give this chick's name to GaryPuppet.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    this
     
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  20. kingship

    kingship Well-Known Member

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    I don't like waiting. That said, I see what you're saying.