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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Oct 26, 2013.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Right here. Right now.
     
  2. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Fuck off spic.
     
  3. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    That wasn't a question. Please read the title.
     
  4. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Can you fuck off?
     
  5. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I certainly can. Let's see how the thread goes for awhile first, though.
     
  6. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    where are you investing your money?
     
  7. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Deep in the bayou, sealed in non watertight Mason Jars, after a long and random airboat ride, I throw the jar as far as I can into the swamp That way I'll know where all my Nazi gold is.

    I also like certain bond funds.
     
  8. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    Got any stock tips for GTA 5?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Bond funds? this thread is legit.
     
  10. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Whatever the seediest, most horrible option is. Any companies that specialize in scat porn or snuff films-thats the ticket. Also Nazi Gold recovery firms.
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I started dating this lady who has a really hot 17 year old daughter.

    What should I do?
     
  12. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    date her and next year I will date the daughter
     
  13. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Hang on, need to smoke a Marlboro, pour some whisky, and fire a handgun randomly at trees. BRB
     
  14. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Get Mom and daughter together, feed them dinner, and say you have a fantasy about Mom and a random 12 year Honduran girl and a little auto erotic strangle play.

    But that you are willing to settle for a threesome with Mom/daughter/video camera.

    Because you really like them.
     
  15. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why bond funds? Are you close to retirement age?
     
  16. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Speculative bond funds. None of the Triple A rated bullshit. The kind of bond funds that make you scream and bleed from orifices you didn't know you had.
     
  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Whatever floats your boat I suppose.

    It's better than being on the sidelines. :cool:
     
  18. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Do you think Schmoopy and Neesie would make a good couple? What do you think they have in common?
     
  19. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol: NO. Neesie has a vagina.
     
  20. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    They are both mammals and have very few redeeming qualities.

    They should mate and put it on YouTube. At least some quality stills of the money shot.