Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Oct 26, 2013.
Right here. Right now.
Fuck off spic.
That wasn't a question. Please read the title.
Can you fuck off?
Yes, I certainly can. Let's see how the thread goes for awhile first, though.
where are you investing your money?
Deep in the bayou, sealed in non watertight Mason Jars, after a long and random airboat ride, I throw the jar as far as I can into the swamp That way I'll know where all my Nazi gold is.
I also like certain bond funds.
Got any stock tips for GTA 5?
Bond funds? this thread is legit.
Whatever the seediest, most horrible option is. Any companies that specialize in scat porn or snuff films-thats the ticket. Also Nazi Gold recovery firms.
I started dating this lady who has a really hot 17 year old daughter.
What should I do?
date her and next year I will date the daughter
Hang on, need to smoke a Marlboro, pour some whisky, and fire a handgun randomly at trees. BRB
Get Mom and daughter together, feed them dinner, and say you have a fantasy about Mom and a random 12 year Honduran girl and a little auto erotic strangle play.
But that you are willing to settle for a threesome with Mom/daughter/video camera.
Because you really like them.
Why bond funds? Are you close to retirement age?
Speculative bond funds. None of the Triple A rated bullshit. The kind of bond funds that make you scream and bleed from orifices you didn't know you had.
Whatever floats your boat I suppose.
It's better than being on the sidelines.
Do you think Schmoopy and Neesie would make a good couple? What do you think they have in common?
NO. Neesie has a vagina.
They are both mammals and have very few redeeming qualities.
They should mate and put it on YouTube. At least some quality stills of the money shot.