Needing to shit when away with a chick for the first time.

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  1. Miggidy McNasty

    Miggidy McNasty New Member Banned User

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    I also pretend to go get ice and sneak to the lobby bathroom so I can poo without inhibitions.

    Just gotta play it off by saying, "Christ. Every ice machine was broken. I had to go all the way down to the 3rd floor. :mad:"
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I had a real bad gas situation the first time I stayed in a hotel in Hartford with this girl. I was having cramps and stomach pain so bad I could barely walk. I pulled the ice trick but no matter how much I farted it wouldn't get better. I had to wait for her to fall asleep and I went in the bathroom and farted for an hour straight. Real big loud ones that I thought for sure would wake her up. The next day she farted in front of me and all bets were off. She's now my wife and we call Hartford Fartford and laugh about it to this day.
     
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    :jj: that's a keeper there
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Then there was the time I clogged the toilet at a ski resort and had to break into the housekeeping closet at 3AM to get a plunger. :facepalm:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I bet you stuck a finger in your ass too. You fucking suck.

    Ridic isn't it?:damonk:
     
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    dont you guys douche before the first date.?
     
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    shit thread
     
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    Where's a Mexican gardener with a hose when you need one.