Neesie Wonka's Candy Factory: A Saturday Evening photobucket dump/drinking/shoot the shit thread

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  1. Neesie

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    So, last weekend I decided to try my hand at candy making. Here's what happened:

    First ingredient - BACON :pig:

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    Stay with me here - there is a method to this madness. The recipe is for Maple Bourbon Bacon Brittle.

    First step is the bacon gets brushed with some Jim Beam and sprinkled with brown sugar

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    In the oven for about 20 minutes

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    Let it cool for a while so the sugar forms a nice coating

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    Bacon wrapped candy.

    Sounds like a plan.
     
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  4. Neesie

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    Meanwhile, toast some pecans

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    Chop it all up into bite sized pieces when the bacon has cooled

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    I hope there were no leftovers...

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    Phil, have you ever had bacon wrapped pecans?
     
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    No, but my taste buds busted a nut just thinking about it.
     
  9. Neesie

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    Sugar, corn syrup, and water

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    Stir til the sugar is melted

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    Wait for it to get to "hard crack" state :c

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    You do realize that would mean you'd have cum in your mouth, right?
     
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    I'm going to take a stab at making bacon wrapped fried chicken tonight.
     
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    Don't be crass, Ted.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Did you just get back from a carnival or some shit?
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Have you seen some of the shit you type when you're under one of your spells?
     
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    ZERO fucks given.
     
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    Nope, it showed up in my YouTube recommendations.
     
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    wtf im wasting my time talking to ted and this has been going on
     
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    :jj:

    Jesus Christ.
     
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    Now - here is where you need to know what you're doing, because once it gets to the right temperature you have a very limited amount of time to get the rest of the ingredients incorporated and have it all come together right.

    Unfortunately, I had no fucking idea what I was doing the first time I tried this :neesie:

    I forgot the butter and I panicked and tried to get it in there at the last minute and dear LORD... :facepalm:

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    That was a nice discussion we were having about Apollo Creed.
     
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