I hear this is the way to go, if you're a tits-on-a-hand useless fucking poster, that can't make a thread without using somebody else's name. I just took a piss. Then I walked 15 steps back to my desk-chair. Then I scratched my ass. Now, I'm going to go wash my face. I will use Dove, and moisturizer from a fancy place that I order online. Then I will likely scratch my ass again, probably squeeze out a fart - and I'll check back in.