Neighbors wife came over to chit-chat while I was working in the yard

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    No bra. I'm talking thin t-shirt and hard nips.

    How do I respond to this??? We are friendly with these people and I've had many conversations alone with this chick before. She's down to earth and really cool (hot too). Is she just comfortable around me or was this an icebreaker??? (srs)
     
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    Only one way to find out. Reach out and tweak her nips.

    You'll know for sure after that.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What are you 10? They're just nipples bro.
     
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    Post pics. Duh!!
     
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    :rolleye:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I knew I shouldn't have posted this here :facepalm:

    If I was at work or out or anywhere else this would have been a no-brainer but this bitch brings her young supple tits to MY house while my wife is home and all the kids are running the neighborhood. I think what's really going on here is I WANT it to be a big deal but it's probably not.

    I need some chicks to weigh in on this, not burger boy.
     
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    IMHO she just wanted to be free of a bra on a nice day no doubt.

    Make nothing of it
     
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    You didn't hit it?

    FAG.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll kick your ass
     
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    She totally wants to bang you, brah.
     
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    srs???? She knows my wife is a pain in my ass and her husband works like 80 hours a week. Does that make a difference at all???
     
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    I'd squish you like grape
     
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    just tell her, hey, lets go get a cold beer...you'd be surprised at the horny milfs in your hood.:cool:
     
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    Does the husband own any guns? Do you ever see him obsessively sharpening his knife collection in his garage?
     
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    This
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

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    go eat some drywall :mad: