Neil Armstrong Stole Stuff From The Moon

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    I'd say that if anyone were entitled to do that, Neil was. RIP.
     
  3. Mulletude

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    Yeah. It's like taking towels from the hotel room. NASA wanted him to have it.
     
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    Fuckin' A Bubba. Both he and Buzz should have been entitled to what they wanted to take...
     
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    Those guys were men. They went to the moon in hunks of tin that might not pass a Russian sub safety test today. They went there with computers that were a joke next to an iPhone.

    Look how Buzz handles some douche trying to say he never went to the moon.
     
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    Fucking heroes

    period.
     
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    Those flight suits must have been custom tailored in the crotch region to accommodate the honking huge brass balls on the whole crew. Increased the payload weight though.
     
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    NASA stole that blowhard Scott Depace's "Video Caddy" idea, 50 years ago.:eek:

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    Funny that he didn't actually keep a part of the moon he supposedly landed on. :quote:
     
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    Ban. Please.
     
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    i do believe they brought back rock samples
     
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    Neil did keep the outhouse cover and I'm sure his moon landed on that.:hhh:


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    I was only kidding. While the "We never landed on the moon" conspiracy is entertaining as hell, I can't take it that seriously.
     
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    A rat done bit my sister Nell with Whitey on the moon.
     
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    That bag was suggested by an earlier Apollo commander. Just a stash bag, for stuff they didn't have time to stow since they were busy trying to blast off from the surface of the fucking Moon and get back to Collins and the Command and Service Modules. Do not suggest anything negative about Neil Armstrong, period.
     
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    Neil Armstrong should have been fucked and blown by the top starlets, models and actresses we could come up with every single day of his life, courtesy of a grateful nation for what he did.

    When he died in 2012, they should have found his body with Scarlet Johannson sucking on his dead dick
     
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    That was crack cocaine she found.
     
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    Upon reflection, I'll leave this be.
     
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