Nerd just had virtual sex with me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Kanye West, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    u mad:c
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Not really :dontknow:
     
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  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i typed this :weird:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I'd like to see some confirmation before I will decide if I'm jealous or not.

    Was she any good?
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Poor Nerd.

    I'll be sure to share my condolences when I see her again.
     
  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i dont even remember :scratch:
     
  10. banksy

    banksy Like a 40 degree day VIP

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    how lame :facepalm:
     
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    Then I'm officially not mad.
     
  12. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Did you disappoint?
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i wouldnt expect you to be
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :scratch:
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    you followed stevie, nigga
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Were your hands virtually sticky afterwards? Did you take a virtual nap right away?
     
  18. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i dont even remember anything shiv :dontknow:
     
  19. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Is she just finding out now?
     
  20. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    She and I have virtual sex everytime I masturbate.