Nerd just sent me a carrier pigeon

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I had sex with it


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  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    those are yummy
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Gross I was kidding I wouldn't eat a pigeon
     
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    slap a lil A-1 sauce on it
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Okay Richard Christy's Dad
     
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    that's disgusting, I don't eat roadkill
     
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    I'm going to take a nappy :sleep:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wrap them in electric tape to keep them intact while fucking. :grad: The more you know.
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

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    I'm already out of reps
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I remember in Final Fantasy VI there was a side quest involving carrier pigeons
     
  13. wicked smaaaht

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    squab is supposed to be delish...


    no thanks

    Chriza...have someone come slice some onions for you and throw that thing in the crock
     
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    got him for you
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I never admitted this in my Crock Pot thread but it was my Mom who did that for me :jj:
     
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    sup baby, how you doing??? I think of you when I see an ambulance now but only AFTER I say my Hail Mary.
     
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    The onions??? I told BCM you went to subway and ordered an onion footlong with extra onions for that.
     
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    I think that's sweet
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She worries about me
     
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    Awe! Doing well. How are you? I was walking across the street an ambulance almost nailed me...oh the irony