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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by My Balls Itch 2, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. My Balls Itch 2

    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    A couple days before the devastating earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand I made a post on SFN where I talked about an unsettling dream I'd just had- in the dream a natural disaster befell Christchurch. I trust my intuition. And my intuition is telling me you need to tread lightly if you plan on meeting Porn Stache. Maybe it's just because I think the guy is a massive turdburglar, but if you go on a date with him I implore you to maintain contact with your sister, do not get in his car, and stick to public places. I could be wrong about him, and if I am my apologies to Porn Stache (though I'm convinced you're a dickhead), but my gut is telling me he is Steven x 10. The only thing that makes me think I could be wrong is that he has a black lab- if he treats it well there might be some part of him that is human. And if he turns out to not be a psycho and you guys hit it off I'm happy for you. :hat:Regardless, I think there is something you did in this life and/or a past life that you're trying to atone for by going out with assholes who like to hurt women. I would implore you to get in touch with RM and see if she can put you on a path towards integrating whatever guilt you're feeling so you can heal. Finally, to anyone who has read this far, please don't make a mockery of this.
     
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    :weird:
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    You are so far off, faggit. :facepalm:
     
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    That's what I was going to say. :p
     
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    Why don't you worry about your own life, douchebag?
     
  8. Shine

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    Woah settle down... It's just the Internets
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I take internets very srsly thank you very much. :p
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    We know each other well, sweet Pony. :hug:
     
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    My Balls Itch 2 New Member Banned User

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    Please don't make a mockery of this. Thank you.
     
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    :scared:
     
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    there dating ?:huh:
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I volunteer to chaperone any meeting as I am from Mr. Stache's area and will protect Nerd (not that she needs protecting).

    :c
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Mario, you are welcome to join me. :kiss:
     
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    Nerd and porn stache?

    I wonder how steve feels about this.
     
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    I volunteer to supervise PK as she supervises the meeting
     
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    She's bringing her shovel. She'll be fine.
     
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