NEVER banged her without a rubber??

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  1. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    i'm listening to a 2008 show and howard's acting like he's considering a vasectomy. during the talk he claims to have NEVER banged beth without a condom. is this the story he's always had? could this weirdo have been with her that many years, about to marry her, and never had his bare dinky skin shmeer the spongey walls of her jewcatcher? wonder if he's ever given it to her raw since then? wonder if the cuckolders have to wear condoms? i'll bet howard rushes over and puts one on them, then scurries back to his corner.

    edited to include bonus topic from same show: Robin laughing at Blue Iris having an abdominal tumor, that may/may not be cancer, removed through her bellybutton. Guess that's four K's hatin' robin now.
     
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    wigs not a fan of the wound that never heals as his kind calls it.
     
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    He said he fucked her once without a condom.. I believe he also gets blowjobs with a condom too. :facepalm:
     
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    ...i think hes said on rare occasion that he did her w/o a rubber before. i wouldnt want that cunt with or without, she reminds me of a chick that works the cosmetic counter in any department store.
     
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    I'm guessing Howard isn't too keen on the idea of being peters-in-law with a bunch of arab dudes he has never met.
     
  6. Johnny B

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    I love walking through the cosmetic counters.. it usually smells pretty good. Most of the time I get a semi-hard on..
     
  7. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Condom use is a wise move when dealing with a former coke whore.

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    All just allegedly, of course.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya, i always wonder which managers dropped a load of goo in those young sluts at lunch.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...cheap alcohol induced fragrance. hate it.
     
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    Could those fucking bolt-ons be further apart?
     
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    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    The Real Reason-He doesn't want her to gain weight if she is on the Pill.
    NOT because of any perceived health issues.
     
  12. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    that is a horrible tit job. wow. it looks like someone threw two cupcakes at her and they're sliding down. but it looks like the $$ saved on those bought her some good shit. allegedly.
     
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    bingo
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...hardly matters, she is officially too old to take the pill now. love that wonky polack boob job.
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    Fucking with a rubber is for sketch hook-ups, not for wives or LTR girlfriends.

    Howard is fucked in the head.

    Shit, the fact that Marianne from Brooklyn has used rubbers all her married life should be a clue for Howard to switch it up.
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...tweet her this pic and tell her we know who she really is, america have voted.
     
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    Heres to the hole that never heals
    The wetter it is ,the better it feels
    There ain't no soap , this side of hell
    to wash away that fishy smell.......


    TO THE HOLE!!!

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    She must have herpes or HPV. Allegedly.
     
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    As my HS health teacher once said, Love is temporary, but herpes is forever :secret:
     
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    Best Plastic surgeons are in the New York Area (according to Howard).



    Cue the Famous Old Lady Howard on AGT Pic