Never been this depressed in my life

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Im going to take a sick day tomorrow to try to gather my thoughts. I think the underlying issue is that im starting to get worried that i wont get in to the uni I applied for. I find out the 20th, and my job ends in 2 weeks, but I just cant fucking take it anymore. Literally every second im there I sit and freak out about what's happening in my life. I cant concentrate or think, and ive stopped eating lunch with the others at work. So basically I show up and just sit there like a zombie for 8 hours. My only freedom is when I go to the toilet and just stand there in a stall and listen to music for like 20min at a time.

    Also earlier this week i fucked up my chances with the hottest cougar milf i was talking to on the dating site who said she wanted to meet me, but i think i was too eager and scared her off with too many messages.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Gary go eat pizza
     
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    have a coke and a smile
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Fuck off.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Filling up my pipe right now and getting ready to get high so i can forget about my problems for a while and just enjoy a pizza and some other things while watching a show or playing Fallout New Vegas.
     
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    I'm sorry Gary. I hope you get the uni. That'll help you relax and see how great life is. Just chill. you're a great guy...you'l make it through this
     
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    If you're trying to get a new job, isn't getting high kind of a bad idea?
     
  11. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Thank you comrade :) I really appreciate it.

    THis is the song i listen to on repeat when i lock myself in the toilets at work


     
  12. Dream Theater

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    None of this true.:gar:

    More Gary lies. :gar:
     
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  13. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Your work involves being locked in toilets you glory hole faggot stud. :fil:
     
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    gary why isnt your world cup team keeping you happy

    starting to believe your not from norway
     
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    gary should get a job teaching english to his norwegian mates. He speaks English better than shiv.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    what world cup team we fucking suck
    im high as hell yo
     
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    you're a dick.
     
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    nfbuckeye The Curse of Colavito.

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    Dawg, please change his screen name to GloryHoleGary. Thank you in advance.
     
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    Jesus Christ, pull your fucking panties up and get your shit together.
     
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