Never before in the history of Mel's Diner

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BrulesRules, Jul 19, 2013.

  1. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    did Flo not say "Kiss My Grits!!!"

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What in the name of Batman's fucking throbbing cock are you babbling about
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    it's a spinoff winner :slick:
     
  4. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    the fuck you say

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  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Stow it!
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    Kiss my grits assholes
     
  8. beatlejaws

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    not a Scorsese classic, but pretty good

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  9. Diogenes1

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    I picture her grits to be flabby, skinny and to smell like the aftermath of Mel's firehouse chili special.
     
  10. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather kiss Mel's tits than kiss her grits.
     
  11. Bethstampon

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    By "grits" she meant her flabbery, flubbery, stubbly old vaginer. True story. She wanted it kissed.
     
  12. Bethstampon

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    ninja'd :c
     
  13. wigtropolis

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    "Whatcha talking bout Willis"
     
  14. Gomez

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    Mel shoulda nailed all 3 em. Where's Alice??
     
  15. beatlejaws

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    alice is on the right.
     
  16. banksy

    banksy Eat Ritz

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    Lucy! Ju got some essplaining to do!
     
  17. beatlejaws

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  18. fletchman71

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    This is from one of the last seasons. Not the original cast. Boo.
     
  19. BrulesRules

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    yeah I was wondering if it was a bad porno remake or something.
     
  20. Bro

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    I hated flo but the show aaight for it's time. mel was the best.