Never believe anyone that says "Jesus told me..."

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Ha, they are usually people so deeply depressed, or so confused about themselves that they need to turn to "God". They believe a "book" written by guys in the 1400's to control the serfs. Yes, I said it. The bible was written in the "Dark Ages" to control the peasants.















    Let the fun begin.:facepalm:
     
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    sorry fcc, if they looked like your avatar; i would pretend to listen to them for as long as they would stay..
    but yes, all religions are 100% equally full of shit.
     
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    Satan Rules Bababooey!
     
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    I thought you and Spazz went to sleep?:D
     
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    Jesus told me not to covet my neighbors wife, but man I'd love to motorboat your avatar!
     
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    Feel free, I think she was married when they took that pic. She's now in court filing for divorce. He's in jail.
     
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    "Jesus told me..." to stare at the boobs in your avatar.
     
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    if jesus had those boobs i listen for a few ........
     
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    It's funny how this thread is about Jesus, but everyone's talking tits.
     
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    Shit happens
     
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    tits are real, jesus was just more religious bullshit made up by con-men???????????????????
    tits rule & religions are implants for the uneducated..
     
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    Tell that to the Mormon's that came to my door three nights ago and gave me a copy of their bible.
     
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    Pretend to be asleep, like I do.
     
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    fixed
     
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    i love to bust their balls about what kind of education they have.
    they always look at each other & walk away.
    my fav, is the last ice age was 65 million yrs ago.
    they melt & walk to the next house.
     
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    I had a chat with a couple of missionaries last year and they enlightened me that God was once a mortal on Earth and got promoted all the way to Godhood. I tried really hard to keep a straight face because I don't like to make people feel bad for what they believe no matter how corny it seems to me.:dontknow:
     
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    letting uneducated people feel smart is like letting retards being cops & judges????
     
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    I know but nobody is going to change someone's mind in a 20 minute conversation to undo a lifetime of brainwashing
     
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    Never believe anyone that says "Jesus told me..."


    If someone admits to having voices in their head telling them to do things, they are obviously crazy and you should call the police.

    It's only a matter of time before the voices start telling them to kill.
     
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    I invited them in and lead them in prayer with my favorite.

    "god, protect me from your followers, thanks for the great pussy I had last night and the fridge full of beer, amen"

    Then smile, thank them for stopping by and open the door, they scatter like roaches with their asses on fire.