Never do business with a man that won't shake your hand

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    and wears sunglasses-indoors at night. :grad:
     
  2. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    You mean fist bumps are no good? :c
     
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    shaking is the only way you will know he isn't about to knife you in the back.
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was involved in a real estate transaction today and the guy gave me the 2 step 'bro' shake like we'd just got off the water after some rad waves.
    What a fucking douche.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    [video=youtube;X2LTL8KgKv8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8&feature=kp[/video]
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    That was the twist in "Django".
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    Sage advice. :lo5:
     
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    Unless he's left handed.

    If you shake my hand, I have you at an immediate disadvantage. I trained in wrestling as a left hander, for the simple reason that people aren't used to it.



    Thanks for your input though. :hat:
     
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    Limp handshake or clammy hands faggot is bad for business
     
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    Pig The original Dorb VIP Gold

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    I never shake hands.
    How do you know if the guy wasn't just beating off his dick?
     
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    And to that sage advice I would add...Never eat at a place called "Mom's". Never play cards with a guy named "Pops". And never give a sucker an even break.
     
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    XaltedSmoke fucks old women who wear diapers and smell like bengay...without their permission.
     
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    [video=youtube;5phdeB27hAk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5phdeB27hAk[/video]
     
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    in Texas they'd call him a faeg.