Sports Never get married: A cautionary tale as told by golf icon Tiger Woods

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  1. ClintDagger

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    Woods, hinting that his career could be done, gives fascinating long form interview to Time.

    Excerpts below:
    Link to long form interview with Time:
    http://time.com/tiger/
     
  2. Pussy Tendon

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    Is it a noine?
     
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    would you like to sniff his cock?
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Lmao!
     
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    Dude would have close to 30 majors by now if he just hadn't gotten married. If you're great at something, never get married. That's for the ordinary.
     
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    if he wasn't such an arrogant prick he would have called up butch harmon a long time ago.

    considering his rise and fall i think steroids and the later injuries have to be considered. guy got so jacked up then just couldn't stay healthy.

    he will never have the same level of success again because short games just don't hold up later in your career and his putting is one of the things that always saved him
     
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    This should be his golf course entrance song.

     
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    When he lost to the Yanger, rumor is he was already being threatened / blackmailed with the release of these stories. Just 3 months later it all came out. A lot of his injury issues could be just as much due to stress as PED use.
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    tl;dr

    Who is his favorite WWE Superstar?
     
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    His ex is very hot, and she must have had a good swing to do so much damage to him.
     
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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    Knowing Eldrick?
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    Double L taught Tiger how to play golf, but he ignored the advice I gave him about marriage. Just like how I taught Vladimir Klitschko how to box and he ignored my life lessons.
     
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    The advice Tiger really has is "don't stop juicing."

    Before
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    After

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    I'd try juicing but I don't like orange juice.
     
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    its definitely roids. his muscles are breaking down like all roid users.
     
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    PEDs of some type. Look folks we all have a baseline and a peak we can hit drug free.
    I was an athlete , tempted never touched the stuff.... Look at him now. If he was natural he'd still have the frame somewhat.
    hell I know juicers who after juicing luckily maintained some size.
    it was cheating and more than likely hgh
     
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    "Daddy made some mistakes..."

    So sad... and the end of that sentence, "That's why mommy lives with my money and her Zumba instructor while I stare at the wall every night in my condo."

    No strange tail is worth it. It doesn't matter if you have $800 million or $80,000.
     
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