Never marry a mop, they treat their hives like spit

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  1. RH Goatcabin

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    Brb.
     
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    Sodiums. Loodles Taffner. :taffer:
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    No mops, no hives, no bees. This is the height is shittiness.
     
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    I don't have ED.
     
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    Ok.
     
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    I'm over 40 and I still get blue steel.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I'm 41 and my gf has to wear a Pat Buchanon mask.
     
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    Goat & Preacher going crazy with the spin offs!!!!!!!
     
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    Kitten, Halcyon. :derp:
     
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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    Hello there my cheese doodle!
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Amazon customer complains, finds spiteful 10-inch dildo in his shopping basket

    http://arstechnica.co.uk/informatio...piteful-10-inch-dildo-in-his-shopping-basket/

    "On a fateful day in October 2015, Pedro—an IT contractor living in Ireland—was surfing Amazon.de for a specialised textbook he needed for a new extracurricular art class. He found the book, ordered it, but was disappointed when it arrived. The listing had said that the book was the current edition, but Amazon sent Pedro the previous edition.

    Pedro got in touch with Amazon customer service to see about getting the proper version. A few days later, Amazon told Pedro that they had ultimately failed to find the right version of the textbook and that he should instead return the book for a full refund.

    Pedro, who by this point had spent a long time looking for the correct version of the book and then more time waiting while Amazon looked for the book in its warehouse, wasn't very happy with the overall shopping experience. Pedro made his displeasure known by providing negative feedback on a customer satisfaction survey, and he figured that was the end of it.

    But it wasn't. According to Pedro, when he next opened up Amazon.de, a giant dildo—specifically, 'The Hulk 10.25-inch Huge Dong Black'—had been added to his shopping basket."
     
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    a Pedro..in Ireland ? :scratch: