Nevermind Friday the 13th

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  1. nickthedick2

    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    Saturday the 14th has always been the bad luck day for me.

    I woke up this morning and thought I would get some shopping done. I go outside and my car is covered in snow. I use my remote starter and it doesnt work. So I open the car door and try to start it...doesnt start...the shit is frozen. I get the wife to help me with a boost and the car starts but i hear a loud crack...there goes my windshield wipers...the motor runs but the wipers are stuck to the window...this is why we should always turn the wipers off when parking anywhere overnight:facepalm:so my girl leaves to do whatever it is she has to do today and I'm like fuck i forgot my phone...oh well...ill just go shopping without it...anyways 4 city blocks down the street from me my car starts to steer to the right...I have a fucking flat tire. usually the cold causes a slow leak so i pull out the air pump to no avail. I try to open my trunk and its fucking frozen shut...the heat is on in the car and my windows start to fog up so i turn on the rear defrost...doesnt fucking work. so i get out of the car and wedge the trunk open and i got everything and the kitchen sink in my trunk...i empty it and there is no fucking spare.:facepalm: anyways...i just got into my car and drove the fucking thing back home 4 blocks on a flat tire smelling the burning rubber and everyone lookin at me like im some kind of an asshole...i should have not gotten out of bed today:shake: fuck today...im staying in bed!
    fuck toronto...im moving to florida
     
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  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    The pussy's hiding his reputation. :jj:
     
  4. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Cue that Had a Bad Day song :c
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    dont care...im just venting...felt good
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    i got one white rectangle bro...that means i am above all that shit:woohoo:
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    my accident was worse bro...i should make a gif
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    its not really the car...its the piece of shit weather.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Yo, the sound of your head hitting the pavement made that video.
     
  12. nickthedick2

    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    i predict gifs with optional sound in the near future
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Sure are a lot of words in that post
     
  14. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Next time you fabricate a story try and make it more believable.

    K, buddy?
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    :jj::iohi5:
     
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    nickthedick2 New Member Banned User

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    :mad:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    more words in that post than snowflakes on the ground.
     
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    They already exist. They're called videos. :owned:
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    And hiding your rep doesn't deter me from still giving you negative rep. :woohoo: