Entertainment New app lets white people pay reparations to blaeks

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  1. ScottBaiosPenis

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    Pay Reparations With Equipay, the App That Splits Bills According to Privilege

    In general, proposals for paying reparations are met with outrage. But although it might be seen as intrusive for the federal government to pay women and minorities back for the inequality imposed upon them by centuries of oppression, a new app aims to soften the blow by paying reparations "one bill at a time." Equipay, which was just introduced at 2016 Comedy Hack Day in San Francisco, is meant as a joke, but it's actually sort of brilliant. It's designed to calculate everyone's relative privilege and split bills amongst groups of people accordingly.

    To use the app, you must first select the people you're hanging out with—the app helpfully ranks the group's diversity level as "Oscars," "San Francisco startup," or "college brochure." Then you enter the bill's amount and let the app calculate what each member of the group should pay according to his or her race and gender.

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    Even better, any member of the group (but let's be honest, we're talking about the white guys here) is allowed to "protest" the amount that he or she must pay. The user who protests can choose from a list of options such as "I recognize my privilege" or "this isn't an issue anymore," and the app will generate a response accordingly.

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    Although the app started out as a spoof, its creators say they're "absolutely planning to release it," probably in early March. To that we say: it's about damn time.
    http://uk.complex.com/life/2016/02/...-app-that-splits-bills-according-to-privilege
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Kill, kill, kill the white man!
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    What the hell
     
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    Get me off of this fucking planet...

    Started off as a "spoof" but is so ridiculous that they will release it... :rolleyes:
     
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    So e-socialism
     
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    Most Black People in America aren't 100% lineage from Africa so how the fuck is reparations supposed to work out?
     
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    Your looking to hard into this. It's free money... If politically correct white guilt is giving it out the black man will take it. Simple.
     
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    Why would I go to dinner with black people?
     
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    Im part Irish I got a reparations pass

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    The likelihood that any sjw douche bag pulling his wallet out and ponying up with this app is 0.0.
     
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    so has anyone located a former slave yet to give the reparations to?
     
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    How much to ship them all back to Africa?
     
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    They should pay "reparations" to me to cover what I spend in taxes for prison facilities and law enforcement because they can't behave themselves.
     
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    How about an app that allows black criminals to make reparations to white crime victims?

    I won't hold my breath.
     
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    If I was black I would start befriending as many white people as I could. I would always order steak and lobster when we go out to eat.
     
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    I'm white & I have no guilt
    FUCK EVERYBODY :mad:
     
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    I believe it's called taxes, which magically turn into welfare.
     
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