New app will help you pretend you have a girlfriend

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  1. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Can't find a woman (or man)? This new app helps you trick your friends and family into thinking you're in a happy relationship. Send the company money, and they'll blow up your phone with random messages & crowd sourced photos :c

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    https://invisibleboyfriend.com/ https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/

    http://gizmodo.com/this-app-builds-you-a-fake-girlfriend-or-boyfriend-voi-1680660234

    might be the saddest thing I ever heard of
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The "I have a girlfriend but she lives a few towns over" kid from high school just entered the 21st century.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Wait isn't the point of being single dating hoes?

    Wouldn't this app just be a cock block?
     
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  4. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I believe its intended for people who cant get laid. Maybe closeted gays will use the app to bullshit their families and the company will end up making a fortune :bigthink
     
  5. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    greyt Well-Known Member

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  9. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    "Great! Now do I get a royalty from this?"- Manti T'eo

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    sounds kinda hot. Does she send nudes?
     
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  11. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    [​IMG] George Glass?
     
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    Omen Well-Known Member

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    Fn Brilliant Post
     
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  13. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    :snicker: Perfect post.
     
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