New Beth Blog

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jun 10, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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  2. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]steve langford here: wgas wgaf!
     
  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    She can't spell or write blogs. She's a modoe.
     
  4. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    But there’s more! Bianca’s Furry Friends[FONT=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif] will also include an advanced Wellness Center; a 24-hour-care feline Nursery exclusively for pregnant and nursing mama cats and their newborn litters; a Surgical Center; and more.[/FONT]


    [FONT=Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif]OMFG she wants to open a fucking kitty maternity center with prenatal through post natal care according to last month's blog [/FONT]:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
     
  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    No photo credit for Howard for the blog pic?

    Uh oh, shit is gonna hit the fan and someone is gonna be out of a job!
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    That sure takes me back.
     
  7. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    But I can spell (occasionally) and write blogs, bet I can modoe too!
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Beffy wrote that and I played the drum intro on "hot for teacher."
     
  9. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Ghost written by Ralph Wiggum.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Me and Beth are on about the same grammer level :lol:

    I give this thead 3 xo's out of 5.
    xoxoxo
     
  12. jon1972us

    jon1972us Well-Known Member

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    clandestinely
     
  13. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I'm sure it's ghost written lkike her book and where was all your help and public cries for animalsBEFORE you met Howard. Gold digger who has to have a charity "cause" just like Mark Cuban said.
     
  14. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    "Simply put, kitten season is the time of year when the most kittens are born."

    Well damn, all this time I thought kitten season was when the most dogs were born

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    always adopt from a shelter or rescue group, and encourage everyone you know to do the same!"

    So says the one that got a pure bred dog from a breeder.

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    Although you might think I’d be insulted, I absolutely love it when someone calls me the crazy cat lady."

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    A wellness center? Lol..

    Q: my cat got into a fight with a dog, what should I do?
    A: take him to a professional

    Q: my dog got run over by a car, what should I do?
    A: take him to a professional!

    Q: my cat is thirsty, what should I do?
    a: take him to a professional!

    Q: my horse gave me a std, what should I do?
    A: take him to a professional

    Q: my housekeeper just quit, how do I take care of this dog?
    A: take them to a professional!

    Q: my dogs about to give birth, what should I do?
    A: take them to a professional!

    Q: my dog shit on the rug, what should I do?
    A: take them to a professional!

    Q: what brand of cat food do you recommend?
    a: take him to a professional!

    Q: do you even read these questions?
    a: take him to a professional!

    Q: fuck you...
    A: take him to a professional!
     
  16. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    You're right, sounds like this dope wrote it herself ha.
     
  17. eliasbboy

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    She writes as well as Howard photoshops.
     
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    what no comment section?
     
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    Oh fuck..... I assumed kitten season was the same as duck hunting, or deer hunting, or even fishing season. My bad, and my apologies to all those poor poor kittens
     
  20. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    And to think that she is not insulted when we call her the crazy cat lady.