New Burger King Pizza Burger :cheer:

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  1. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    The 9.5 inch monster burger contains 2520 calories. That's more than one day's recommended calorie intake for the average person.

    Made with four Whopper beef patties topped with pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, and tuscan pesto sauce, it comes cut into six slices, like a pizza.

    The BK Pizza Burger only available at the New York BK Whopper Bar is now the infamous New York Pizza Burger. It almost seems like Burger King is trying to become the king of dangerous fast foods. This thing is huge. It's a 9.5 inch sesame seed bun topped with:


    Pepperoni

    Mozzarella cheese

    Marinara sauce

    Tuscan pesto sauce

    4 quarter pound Whopper patties


    The New Burger King Pizza Burger costs $12.99 and it's sliced into 6 pizza shaped slices so that it maybe shared with a friend or two. Burger King claims that each 6 pizza shaped slice of the BK Pizza Burger contains 420 calories and 24 grams of fat for a total of 2520 calories and 144 grams of fat. It is said that each slice also contains 630mg of sodium for a total of 3,780mg of sodium.


    It seems like all the national fast food outlets are in a race to see who will be the king of dangerous foods. The winner of this new trend being the fast food outlet that kills the most people. This could be called your number one heart attack in a box fast food decision. Your top burger choice to burst an aorta in your heart. You will love it because it could kill you.


    Make sure your close to a defibrillator before you eat this monster burger.
     
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    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    oh and Jack don't know shit. :fuck:
     
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    hey dickbag you cant lift my entire thread

    If schmoopy were here hed be calling you THIEFFFFFFFFF
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  7. Maschine Zeit

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    :giggle:
     
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    It looks like good pussy compared to the lettuce shit i've been eating .... (gallstones)
     
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    if you ever made threads worth stealing I would consider doing it
     
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    you could do a what happened to Rob82 over at SFN. :idea: :D
     
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    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    Jack Blue you can have your thread back. this thread sucks. wtf was i thinking? :doh:
     
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    What, no sides? Thats BS. Don't even get me started on the lack of dessert.
     
  13. Jack-A-Roe

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    i dont want it, thats why I didnt make it here, I knew it wouldnt succeed on this board

    albino thief
     
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    Now we have a complete meal.
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    I dont think the idea is to eat the whole thing yourself, duh
     
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    looks like a pile of shit
     
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    .....and i dont eat that crap but Im sure the meat dont meet the bun at the edge like that. Meats probably like half the size o the bun like in real life
     
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    Looks good to me. Man-vs-Food in my own world.
     
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    the real thing is never as good as the ads lead you to believe
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    What the fuck is that? Looks like they tore half of a half of a burger for that thing