New car......rank my gayness (1-10)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    So a few days ago I picked up this '09 Mini JCW (John Cooper Works) in Chili Red. It is a turbo 1.6 Liter 4 cylinder with a 6 speed manual and HUGE brakes. It's like driving a shifter cart......I've come to appreciate all around performance vs. pure horsepower and straight line speed for my daily driver. Plus it is pretty loaded and the quirky interior is a pleasant/roomy place to be.

    Anyway I've been listening to "clown car" and "fag" comments for the last few days. What say you? :p:cheer::cool::dontknow:

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  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    My wife wants one. Are you a chick?
     
  3. beatlejaws

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    hello, frisco
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Not what I would drive, but hey, we're all snowflakes....5.2
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

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    I like your choice. :cool:
     
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    Pony Well-Known Member

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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I hate new cars.

    I only like American cars up to 1979 and some foreign models all the way up to 1990.
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I am not a chick although my masculinity has certainly been questioned recently. My wife has not directly insulted me but I feel as though she wants to.
     
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  10. tomtom

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    Fag
     
  11. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    How so? :dontknow:

    Cars were built better and they looked better, now every car looks the same, they break down all the time, and you need a NASA-like setup to fix them.
     
  12. Billy Brown

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    Whatever you like man. Who cares what anyone else thinks. It's always nice to get a new ride.
     
  13. Shine

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    it is gay but about as gay as the minivan i roll in 50% of the time
     
  14. keywordpk

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    That thing is tiny, looks like a death trap. Congratulations. :c
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It's not manly like mine :dontcare:


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  16. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I've had my share of "manly" cars/trucks. I have a long work commute and the Mini will save me about $750 a month over my '08 Silverado that I traded in.

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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    WHO SAID I'M NOT :pissed:
     
  18. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    Neg reps for your fag car choice
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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  20. ralphberries

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    Wow! Thats a pussy picker upper for sure.