Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Nov 11, 2015.
Such an emergency.
Cat piss manor.
She's in the Hamptons while he's in the city for the show.
These pictures baffle me - does she move all the cats from home to home as she moves from home to home? How the fuck does she do that? Cats HATE travel.
Maybe Consuela packs them into her station wagon and she transports them?
I bet she smells like cat piss. That way she gets out of having sex with germaphobic Howard.
Is she trying to make #minusHoward popular?
The rest of the world already has embraced that idea.
those floors look like shit #foreverhome
Her followers are such douchebags.....
I can't believe that this jerkoff actually lives like this just to appease his pain in the ass wife
"meeester betho I no can feet any more gatitos in me car. is too full and I has no room to sit and driiiive"
"shut up you low life immigrant!! fuck you and your piece of shit car! howard and I bought you that last year for Christmas, so the least you can do is make extra room in that 1982 Toyota Celica and shut the fuck up. why don't you throw away some of the things in the trunk??"
"ohhh but meester betho, that ees my husband remains from when he cremated and my little girl soccer theeengs"
"Well LA-DI-FREEKIN-DA!! who gives a shit about your stupid husband and ugly daughter. if it wasn't for me, you'd still be selling jesus candles in Guadalajara or whatever shit hole city your from. I have a book to sell, and your ass is on the line! I need all 39 cats transported to florida now or we're shipping you back!"
" Si meester betho, I am cans do it. I weeel throws the things out para you, and thank you meester betho for dey extra chances to do theees things. I sorry I say nothing no more for you complaining. gracias mi angeli betho."
Consuela walks away sobbing as she dumps her husband cremains in the toilet.
"adios mi esposo, de hermano Betho will get wah she is deserving. I pray to Madre de Jesus maria... aye..."
Remember when he was bitching about Beth wanting a second cat, LOL! How many permanent cats are they up to now, 8? Gee, I wonder who won that battle...
She posted a picture earlier with #me, her favorite subject. Looks like she may have made Consuela take the photo.
That's what I was going to say. Looks dirty. And cheap. Mostly cheap.
if you had 30 ki'ens and one gigantic mooose running around, your floors would be filthy and cheap too
Bela Lugosi: "Good evening! Ahndt velcome too Castle Retard!"
Zoila wouldn't take one bit of Beth's bullshit.