New cookie recipe courtesy of Lisa G

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Quedee, May 29, 2015.

  1. Quedee

    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    Austinchota Well-Known Member

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  3. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Gross...these are stoner cookies. How can she take credit for a recipe that's on everything.
    Why go through all that trouble when you just eat potato chips and marshmallows while stuffing yourself with a basic cookie recipe?

    Make glass potato chips...then I'll be impressed.


    F mutt
     
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    Sounds like she's been sitting on her ass watching "Empire" since Wiggy shit canned her scrawny ass.
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...another old broad who doesnt realize the train has left the station.
     
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    Still trying to sell that stupid book.
     
  7. lisac37

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    dear god, she is strange. She does realize she's talking about a fictional character, right??

    A chocolate chip cookie with potato chips in it sounds gross!
     
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    Youtube cooking show?
    Sounds like she stole that from Sal.
     
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  9. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Her life is in shambles.
    I've said it before and I'll say it again; she needs to get the fuck out of NYC and move somewhere like Idaho, or maybe Montana. Christ...even Oklahoma.
    She could get a job at a radio station in bum buck where the locals would find her brushes with fame exotic. She could land a old retired guy with some insurance, and wait it out.
    Her desperate need for fame has destroyed any chances she might have had for a happy existence
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    "Old Maid Macaroons"
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    The desire of some people to stay in NYC who can't really cut it there has ruined millions of lives.
     
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    Still with this cookie schtick?!?
     
  13. ApeFace

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    How about pink slip cookies? Or government cheesecake?
     
  14. x76

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    Dangerously fuckable. Like one-hand up-against-the-wall powerfucking. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! As my throbbing red engine of procreation drives deeper and deeper into her and her cats run for cover. The sex would be so good the neighbors would light cigarettes. I'd lay her down like a crumpled, used Kleenex to recharge.
     
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    She's going to wait it out and hope those two funny black guys she used to be on the radio with call her. I know one guy was a fat fuck. Can he possibly still be alive? I don't care enough to even google.
     
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    I like cookies
     
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    Never could stand her but she's another one that Howard tossed aside without even a goodbye. All his hand wringing and bitching about Letterman's staff being out of work when Howard has fired the entire HTV crew and "news" department without even acknowledging their departure. Letterman made the announcement a year in advance and gave a heartfelt thank you to all involved.

    As far as the video she needs psychiatric help, didn't she listen to Howard when he filled everyone in on Frito-Lay killing Americans.
     
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  18. AllAboutHim Ed

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    Meh, would bang then have that same reaction as Chet after he eats the fly.



    Skip to :40 if you're impatient.
     
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  20. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    I figured he for a suicide by now.