WTF New craft beer "Dumb Donald"

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  1. Box of Rox

    Box of Rox Turgid member VIP

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    "Now's your chance to get drunk with Dumb Donald! Chicago-based Spiteful Brewing just introduced Dumb Donald this week. No, not the Republican nominee, but a double IPA beer with a nice and sour Key lime flavor. So why call it Dumb Donald?

    According to the beer's label, "Dumb Donald is, well, dumb. So dumb in fact, we named a beer after him. It's like he got caught in a pause halfway through evolution. His brain still functions, at a minimal level with a vocabulary of a second grade student. You might even start to feel sorry for this man-child. Resist that urge, pop open this Key lime DIPPA and pretend you're on a far away island where people like Dumb Donald simply don't exist."

    Spiteful Brewing isn't the first brewery to mock the Donald. Last March, Philadelphia's Dock Street Brewery introduced the beer Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Drumpf. (Drumpf was Trump's grandfather's original name.)

    Unfortunately right now Dumb Donald is only available in Chicago, but if you happen to be in the city, Spiteful Brewing's website, which opens with "Don't fight it, spite it!" on their homepage, has a hefty list of the city's stores that carry it."


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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    If it's a good beer I'd drink it. :dontknow: Not going to stop me from Making America Great Again.
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    i love the craft beers but sometimes the names/branding/artwork etc. is annoying as fuck. i just want a beer.
     
  4. lastlaugh

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    Keep politics out of your business. It could hurt sales.
     
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    Yeah hes so dumb, he became a self made billionaire. LOL whatever.
     
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    DDragon VIP Extreme Gold

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    I hate the stereotype that "lefties drink craft beer" and righties drink shit like Bud and Coors. Id love to see some studies on this. There's some truth to it but how much I dont know.
     
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    I'm waiting for the Dead Ambassador I.P.A.
     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    The left is so fucking embarrassing.
     
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    oski Jump For Cock

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    What a bunch of losers.

    Also a beer brewed with key lime is faggotry at the highest level.
     
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    Most craft beer sits on the shelf and doesnt get bought. The stuff that gets the hype sells, the rest of it just goes stale.
     
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    Killary's Dry Hole Cunt Lager
     
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    Spam their Facebook and Twitter with negative feedback ? Not something Id do cuz I dont use those but hey let them know how you feel.
     
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    Bud lights the best. That craft beer shits always top sweet.
     
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    Were just finally getting New Belgium here and they have been around forever.
     
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    Hell, I would drink any beer with any derogatory name of any "political figure" as long as it tasted good.
     
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    I'll only drink it if someone else is buying. Every different or new beer I tried tasted awful. Had dos equis couple of weeks back, was really disappointed, not to mention I spent $16 on a 6 pack. Also had heineken from the tap other day, awful only taste good from the bottle.
     
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    Calling someone dumb when you open a shit brewery instead of a profitable business. Then to do something stupid an alienate half of your supporters. Genius. :rolleyes:
     
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    the original Dumb Donald:

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    All I know is that I'm no lefty and I love craft beers. Going to Bevmo and buying new craft bombers is one of my favorite things to do. American 4% abv pillsners like Bud or Coors are watered down garbage, I'll take a stiff brew with some actual flavor anyday over those.
     
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    How edgy, some lib hacks business that no ones ever heard of is trying to build street cred. :facepalm:


    I wonder what would have happened if they had drawn in Obumbu, in that elementary school grade art, as a Neanderthal? :nooo:
     
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