New Cristiano Ronaldo statue has a boner

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  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    NY DAILY NEWS -- Cristiano Ronaldo’s hometown erected a bronze statue of the soccer great.

    Aside from the fact that the Portuguese star is 29 and still in his prime, there was something else that seemed, well, too much about the 11-foot likeness.

    Ronaldo, clearly swelling with pride, was on hand for the big reveal Sunday outside his own museum in Madeira, Portugal.

    "This is a very special moment, to have a statue of me," the Real Madrid striker told the BBC.

    The masculine statue features a wry smile, sculpted hair, a chiseled body and tight, tight shorts. It’s those shorts that set social media atwitter.

    SOURCE: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/s...tiano-ronaldo-soccer-statue-article-1.2053121


    Howard-related because he likes boners.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    maybe he just has a large one while flaccid
     
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    Stop drooling.
     
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    I always wondered why they called him "Old Beer Can Thick Ronaldo".
     
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    His flaccid large one is way bigger than my erect small one. :(
     
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    "Ronaldo, clearly swelling with pride,"...

    I hope the writer was a woman.
     
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    ...nice ear rings faggit!
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    his haircut is very precise :grad:
     
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    Armadillo in his trousers!
     
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    It's a sock!!
     
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    Here's his girlfriend, I'm swelling with envy.
     
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    Yeah she's hot but how long before you get tired of banging her?

    Oh right. Never :bigcry:
     
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    I think he actually paid for the "erection" of that monstrocity...........so to speak of course.
     
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    He's wearing a cup.
     
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    Beth will have a handful of Nacho's.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    How do you not know what it totally looks like, when you're sculpting that?? :snicker:
     
  20. Thikken Vaney

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    WTF? Is that a headstone/gravesite?