New Cure for Wrinkles...ancient Thai wisdom also firms the buttocks

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  1. BudBudha

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    Face Slapping Treatments Offered At San Francisco Massage Parlor For $350

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/22/face-slapping-treatments-_n_2003848.html

    A new San Francisco massage parlor is offering a pricey beauty treatment that claims to lift more than just your eyebrows: a $350 slap in the face.

    Tata Massage, opening Tuesday, advertises the face slapping treatment, which includes rigorous slapping, pinching and smoothing, as a natural alternative to chemical skin firming treatments like Botox.

    Bangkok-native Tata, the owner of her eponymous San Francisco salon, claims the method has been passed down for generations, and promises the treatment will make patrons "so beautiful that [their] beauty will charm everyone" on her website.

    [video=youtube_share;Zs28eQphVzg]http://youtu.be/Zs28eQphVzg[/video]

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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    I saw a man shitting in a field in Thailand.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    the happy ending must be incredible
     
  4. HAL

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    Tata
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    slap my dick
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    Hal, are you a slow adult?
     
  7. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    Yeah on the trains your deuces just drop right on the tracks. You get up to Chang Mai?

    k
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    so this explains why my gf is wrinkle free :c
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    He's a humble Chinese Ginger. :asian:
     
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    Just Korat. It was pretty smelly.
     
  11. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    faster than you fuckface retard head
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    :(
     
  13. HAL

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    get off my lawn
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    That's out in the sticks. Next time you're out there take a few days off and chill in the south around Phuket.
     
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    Wrinkles would disappear when you're swollen.
     
  16. AmishGirl

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    This man will beat your ass into shape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [video=youtube;8m6ouEFXoQg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m6ouEFXoQg[/video]
     
  17. BudBudha

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    post of the year AmishGirl :tadah:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    The morons in San Fran will believe that bullshit works too.
     
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    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    So that's why Mike Tyson has such a gorgeous face.
     
  20. AmishGirl

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    :hat: Thank you, I aim to please!

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