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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    First 4 noob broads to PM me Naked Selfies, to be posted in our VIP Section's NSFW Women of the Saloon thread, will receive 1month VIP Membership donated courtesy of me.

    For verification purposes, you will need to write on yourself in Eyeliner or Lipstick "DAWG SHED" "DAWG" "SHED" "WIFE IS A WHORE" "WIAW" or "SCHMOOPY IS A FAGGOT". WHORE alone is not a valid submission, since pics of broads w/ WHORE on them are a dime a dozen on the internets.

    If a broad would write "WIAW" on a buttcheek and show it and Bunghole in the Naked Selfie, I will donate 6months of VIP Membership.

    This offer stands for 24 hours.

    To be clear:

    1) 4 - 1 month VIP Subscriptions are being offered. 5th broad w/ DAWG on titty is outta luck, so act fast.

    2) Full Nipple must be exposed, side boob don't cut it. Must have clear view of pussy lips if that is the direction you go in, so I know yer not a dude trying to pull a tuck scam on me.

    3) 1 - 6 month VIP Subscription is being offered. 2nd bunghole pic will get a 1 month, if any of the 4 are left.

    4) Bunghole can be waxed, shaved, trimmed or hairy, but must be clearly visible in the photo, along with vagina, so I know yer not a dude tryin to pull a tuck scam on me.

    5) Must have verification writing ON YOUR BODY. No sheet of paper B.S.

    6) The photos will be posted in the VIP Section. It isn't for public view, but will be viewed by all VIP members, from now until forever, aside from Schmoopy, because he is a douche and locked out of the thread.

    7) If you submit yer pics too late to get one of the VIP Memberships I've offered, I will not post them unless I find someone to donate on your behalf.

    8) Offer is only open to broads. No Dudes. No Trannies


    Thank you and enjoy your time here at the Dawg Shed.
     
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  2. Bro

    Bro God Bless Donald Trump VIP Gold

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    TITS OR GTFO
     
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  3. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Check your inbox. :yes:
     
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  4. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    :popcorn:
     
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  5. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    One month free VIP membership. That's like....what....5 DOLLARS?! :jj:
     
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  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    @dawg throws in a gold supportership, too.

    he's done a great job getting that thread some traction again.
     
  7. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    STFU DUDE! WTF is wrong with you?
     
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  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    :rofl:
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    Attention ladies! I have a shiny nickel to add to this massive reward wifeisawhore is offering!
     
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  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Wow this thread isn't creepy at all
     
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  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :jj:
     
  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Pfffffft. :backlol:
     
  13. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    LOL! 2 fucking morons. Hard to figure which one is dumber.
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    It's hard for you to figure out stuff??? :rofl:
     
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  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Hey will you be throwin in mcdonalds coupons if they show ass :c
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    That's a lot of stipulations. You realize they're chicks, right?
     
  17. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    My bid is FOUR dollars.
     
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  18. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    OK, pic of my bunghole and my paypal info heading to your PM Inbox.
     
  19. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Thank you
     
  20. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    Nah, I'm throwing in Redskins playoff tickets. If I save 5 bucks a month, I'll have enough by the time they get in. RG7 will be the QB by then.

    I own you douche.