New female trainer on Biggest Loser gives me blue balls

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 27, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Jack off to her for the whole season with the same jizz cloth then send it to her as a symbol of your devotion, Puppet.
     
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    ...how big is her girlfriends cawk?
     
  5. GaryPuppet

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    I like the way you think.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    The diseases i would give her...
     
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    A true Hallmark moment if I've ever seen one.
     
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    Super cute. Maybe I should try out.....
     
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    She gives me empty balls. Only she doesn't know it.
     
  10. lilbuddy67

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    Kinda a Emily VanCamp/Victoria Justice hybrid......
     
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    I'd lose a lot of weight too.....jacking off until I was dehydrated as fuck.
     
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    I'm sure she had to lick Jillian Michaels box big time before she got that job

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    I would PAY a lot of money to be in the same room and watch that happen!
     
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    She looks a little like Tom Brady's ex...
     
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    Oh man....this made me laugh!
     
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    I really hope she replies to this. Too fucking funny !
     
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    I would RUIN her...provided she actually liked the cock that is...
     
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    I think I would be obsessed with her asshole like that other dude lol
     
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    You seem like you identify with a lot of "male" problems.:bigthink
     
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