New female trainer on Biggest Loser gives me blue balls

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 27, 2014.

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sep 27, 2014 #1
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  2. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Me too! ;)
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #2
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Jack off to her for the whole season with the same jizz cloth then send it to her as a symbol of your devotion, Puppet.
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #3
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    ...how big is her girlfriends cawk?
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #4
  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I like the way you think.
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #5
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    The diseases i would give her...
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #6
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    CrucifiedAGT He's Around VIP

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    A true Hallmark moment if I've ever seen one.
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #7
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  8. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Super cute. Maybe I should try out.....
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #8
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    She gives me empty balls. Only she doesn't know it.
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #9
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Kinda a Emily VanCamp/Victoria Justice hybrid......
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #10
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    I'd lose a lot of weight too.....jacking off until I was dehydrated as fuck.
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #11
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sep 27, 2014 #12
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    I'm sure she had to lick Jillian Michaels box big time before she got that job

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    Sep 27, 2014 #13
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I would PAY a lot of money to be in the same room and watch that happen!
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #14
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    She looks a little like Tom Brady's ex...
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #15
  16. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Oh man....this made me laugh!
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #16
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    I really hope she replies to this. Too fucking funny !
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #17
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    I would RUIN her...provided she actually liked the cock that is...
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #18
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    I think I would be obsessed with her asshole like that other dude lol
     
    Sep 27, 2014 #19
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    You seem like you identify with a lot of "male" problems.:bigthink
     
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