Entertainment New FULL garypagetwo song: Dawg - The Perfect Girl

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    So just the usual disclaimer, I recorded everything on a fucking busted phone, so the quality is shit and my vocals sound so fucked up I almost wanted to cancel the entire thing, but here it is. The melody was really difficult to work with and in the end I had so many files and layers of audio I just said fuck it and taped it together to call it done.

    Sorry if some of you are let down by this song after my last one, I promise the next one will be better :)
    Oh and check out the bass skills @ ~1:52
    Style. :cool:

     
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    SkullofTimmy Well-Known Member

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    Bad ass dude.
     
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    Love it, gar! Great job and thank you for doing this for us! :cool:
     
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    Had me boppin my head with that melody. Good job.
     
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    Did you send a copy to your dad as evidence of you working hard to improve yourself?
     
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    Bobbowl Eating weights and lifting steaks Gold

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    Pearls before swine, GP2 :cool: Style
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    How do you say "sucks" in Norwegian?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    "Chriza was a baby rat, @DarkFriday still had both eyes intact!" Cha-Chinga!

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    I think the translation is "Garypage2":giggle:
     
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    Just when you thought the bar was set extremely low with his last song, our "artist" (I know it's a stretch) hit a new low with this.

    On the plus side, I think spies could put this under their tongues in case they're captured.
     
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    Of course, don't you suffer from seizures?
     
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    I thank Gary as well.
    He inadvertently provides great humor for us almost every day.
     
  20. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I literally just spit out my wine. Bravo, Gar! If Dawg were a girl, I'd have my way with her too. The melody was great.