New Game: Predict what Howard will say on Letterman Wed. 2/1

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jan 27, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I'll go first...

    "You know Dave, I'm very excited and happy to announce that I will be joining the NBC family as the newest judge on AGT.
    I think it will be a lot of fun and i am really excited to discover the next big super star."

    Yada yada yada. :facepalm:
     
  2. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    he'll repeat the same shit he says about it every single hour during every one of the new shows -- at least we'll get good shots of his new choppers :)
     
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    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    "Dave...when you hire me you get an honest hard working company man with a notebook full of ideas!"

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    I hope Dave questions the horse tooth heeb about his new choppers.
     
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    Whatever he says, my guess is it won't be funny.
     
  7. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    "Dave, I'm married to the most amaaaaaaazing woman on Planet Earth. Have you ever known a hot chick who doesn't move her bowels?"
     
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    Zero Jay Leno bashing :facepalm:
     
  9. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "You know Dave, I've recently taken up a new hobby. Now get this: Photography. And no im not kidding. And I am quite good if i do say so myself.
    I've even brought a few photographs to share with your audience. May I? Is that OK with you Dave?
    I think your audience will be impressed."

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  10. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    all AGT & horse talk. Somebody please get some screen shots of his teeth/wig.
     
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    "Dave, my hot supermodel wife who causes men to stop and jerk off wherever she goes and I are thinking about having a kid just so we can name it Suri."
     
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    Dave, there will be no nonsense when I'm judge on AGT.
     
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    I could actually feasibly see Dave asking the Emperor about his new caps. Dave doesn't keep current with the show, surely the 90s version of Stern would've taken to a little light ball busting like a good sport, right?
     
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    "So, Dave, have you gotten your 2012 Beff -- I mean, NSAL Calendar yet? I just happen to have a thousand on hand."
     
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    Plugfest for AGT, BeffO, NSAL (Commercial break) Photography, Chess, Calendar. Thanks Dave see you next time!
     
  16. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Rob Schneider practically blew Jay the other day, Howchie didnt say a word...
     
  17. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    "The fact of the matter is..."
     
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    Hell probably say that hes been studying AGT like the Torah.

    Ive heard him say this torah bit a couple times... I hate it.
     
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    "Dave, the fact of the matter is blah blah blah blah and I'll tell you why."
     
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    I think this verbatim!

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