New girlfriend advice

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jaw_belize, Feb 16, 2014.

  1. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    In this thread we give our bub Juan advice on :

    how to bounce back quick

    We remind him about bubs over hos

    We don't love dem hos

    Bitches ain't shit

    And other shit of this nature
     
  2. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    Good advice
     
  3. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    The girl I woke up next to is probably girlfriend material but we live too far from each other. She lives like 35 minutes away. Thanks for the sage advice bub.
     
  4. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Holy cow! Did the bed still smell of KJ?
     
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    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    Sheets washed :grad:
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Metaphorically speaking.
     
  7. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    Juan is real man

    Giving 0.0 fucks about sheet smells

    Them bitches don't know
     
  8. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Obviously.
     
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    factory girl VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yeah that's how a real man acts :cwl:
     
  10. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Move in with the next girl you meet. :toptip:
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Well-Known Member VIP

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    I enjoy your candor.
     
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    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    its the nightstick :hat:
     
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    Gloves are coming off. :chair:
     
  14. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :lo5:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    LOL, real man Lemmy!
     
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    [video=youtube;FeYqO273Z9o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeYqO273Z9o[/video]
     
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    :backlol:
     
  19. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Does Hal have a shot now that you're single Kel?