New Harry Potter book coming 7/16

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    The Eighth Story. Nineteen Years Later.

    Readers and moviegoers last saw Harry Potter waving off his children at Platform 9 3/4 nineteen years after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry Potter and the Cursed Child picks up after that moment, and it's officially the eighth story in the Harry Potter canon. Based on an original new story by J.K. Rowling, Jack Thorne and John Tiffany, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is the new play by Jack Thorne that will open in London on July 30th. Now you can own the special Rehearsal Edition of the play in a handsome 320-page hardcover format and follow the adventures of Harry and his friends, even if you can't make it to the opening night of the play!


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    Hermione's black now, not that there's anything wrong with that.


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    Here's Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Not necessarily in that order.


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    It was always difficult being Harry Potter and it isn’t much easier now that he is an overworked employee of the Ministry of Magic, a husband and father of three school-age children.


    While Harry grapples with a past that refuses to stay where it belongs, his youngest son Albus must struggle with the weight of a family legacy he never wanted. As past and present fuse ominously, both father and son learn the uncomfortable truth: sometimes, darkness comes from unexpected places.
     
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    I want to give Dobby a blowjob
     
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    whats gayer...reading this faggot book or wearing a faggot disney sweatshirt?
     
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    Her venture into adult themes didn't quite pan out as she hoped. Now it's back to kiddy lit.
     
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    i really loved those books
     
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    Just to clarify... the book comes out July 31st. There is also a play that will begin at the same time in London.

    Also, the book wasn't written by JK Rowling.

    The book is based on a new story written by JK Rowling, Jack Thorne, and John Tiffany.
     
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    If it doesn't result in a new movie with Emma Watson I'm not interested.

    Still waiting for that bitch to show her tits
     
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    :woot: must buy Harry Potter book.
     
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    hopefully before he died, right?
     
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    OMG SPOILERS
     
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    OMG it's too late for that! The book is 9 years old already!