Stern Show New Howard/Beth Calendar Thread, any interest?

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  1. eliasbboy

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    I've been kicking around the idea of doing an updated thread about the infamous NSAL Calendar and the incredible photoshop fails. In a recent thread many people commented they'd never seen them before. Looking at them now, I actually found a few things we didn't point out last time, but nothing earth shattering.

    Here's what I would do. It's easier to make a video showing the mistakes than to try and illustrate with outlines and text. I would do a quick vid for each month and post the original photo and reference stuff.

    The videos will be awful quality, unedited, and unprofessional. That's just how I roll. :jj:

    Please be honest when letting me know if you find this interesting as I don't want to waste anyone's time.




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    pics of beth in the background of a pic of beth in the background of a pic of Beth :lmao:
     
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    I'm not done with your video yet, but I had to stop and laugh at "He somehow has photoshopped two faces on to the dog" :backlol:
     
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    If you have not seen the pictures before, it's impossible to overstate how BAD they are. :jj:
     
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    Sure. Do it.
     
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    Can't wait for July!
     
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    No, I remember the hoopla when the calendar came out, it was awesome. This is a great idea for a thread, that stupid calendar gives endless laughs.

    My personal favorite is the dog with 5 legs and missing toes. Oh and Beth seems to be hovering over the sand. I can't wait for you to get to that month!
     
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    Which one is July?
     
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    Her and the dog sharing ice cream. I think it's July
     
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    Elias, when are you doing your podcast again?
     
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    Beth looks straight up retarded in this picture. Guarantee she has an extra chromosome. The hat appears to be trying to eat the dog.
     
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    That's the SECOND calendar from 2014. I have a signed copy of that one too. If she only knew what she was signing. :jj:

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    I'm talking about the ORIGINAL calendar from 2012.
     
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    :suicide:

    I'd be doing one everyday but the guy I did the original test things with is too busy. He's a member here and a buddy of mine but we can never seem to get together. I'd love to do one.
     
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    I'm embarrassed to post my shitty photoshops on here. Imagine the ego you have to have to publish that shit!
     
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    Imagine the PROFESSIONALS that looked at those photos to approve them, create the layout, and print them. If an asshole like me can see the errors, they HAD to have known.

    There is no way he wasn't a complete laughing stock behind the scenes.

    God forbid someone told him the photos sucked.
     
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    Again, the calendar I'm talking about rehashing is the 2012 debacle.

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    Gwart, just post 'em. I forget the thread title but it was when Beth made "that face". I can't photoshop for shit, but I threw mine out there. I gotta tell you, I still laugh at this one I did, I believe it's my best work. :jj:

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    The other ones are so bad. It's absolutely unbelievable. If this was a junior high class project for an art class, he would have failed.

    I just noticed the back of the calendar is even wrong. :rofl: