New Instagram Post From Beth The English Major

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  1. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Once again she's pawning off multiple kittens on "a friend" who already has at least 2 others (that were adopted from Beth previously). She also doesn't know how to spell ROTTEN:

    [​IMG] bethostern We have very happy news to share! A very close friend of mine is going to adopt Banjo and his sister Matilda tomorrow!!! She spends her time helping both animals and people in need. She has also adopted Former Fosters Canolli and Buttercup from me. These 2 nuggets will be spoiled rotton and also spayed and neutered by her trusted vet once they are at the healthy weight. So excited for these two! #doubleadoption #mypurpose 5h
     
  2. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    A very close friend of mine

    That's the fake story.
     
  3. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Rotton?!
    Forget college, send her back to elementary.
     
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    She's as much of an English Major as High Pitch Eric is athlete.
     
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    #catsarenotbabies
     
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    jon1972us Well-Known Member

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    And she speaks five languages huh?
     
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  7. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    She must have missed class the day they taught the comma and semicolon.
     
  8. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    "She spends her time helping both animals and people in need."
    Unlike Beth, she will remain nameless and unphotographed. Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me #mypurpose
    the lady adopting the cats and getting them spade at her vet....explain to me why Beth is involved at all?
     
  9. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    Banjo, Maltida, Buttercup and Canolli

    hope she renames them all
     
  10. Uncle Larry

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    Doesn't she remember how to spell it after her great show Spoiled Rotten Pets? She forgot to include the #togetherforever hashtag that gets added when some sucker takes more than one of her fosters.
     
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    She's no "genious" or is she?
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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  13. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    she really wants that crazy cat lady thing to catch on
    I bet they have trademarked it or bought the domain name
    http://www.crazycatlady.com/
     
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    What a lonely fucking day for her. Oh, look, I changed into a new shirt THAT NO ONE WILL SEE ON ME TODAY as I wander around and haunt these boring hallways and ugly staircases.
     
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    Geezus F....Nuggets? She uses this word all the time. For some reason, it irritates the crap out of me.
     
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    Not nice to pick on retarded people, people....
     
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    Pretty sure she knows how to say "A blow job is 500 dinars" in Arabic.
     
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    Because she has to commandeer eminently adoptable kittens to play with for a few weeks, she's depriving them of bonding time with a potential universe of "forever families" who are most likely gonna be walk-ins to NSAL. Instead, when she tires of them, like a slowgirl does with her Barbie Doll, she ends up giving them to ready-made acquaintances who have adopted others. How difficult is that? How #unpurposeful can that vacuous cretin be? #sabotagingkittenbonding.
     
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    Seriously, if she could go back in time when Dr. Ostrosky was pumpin Realtor mom Judy bareback,
    and Beth would have known how empty and shallow her life would be, do you think she would've
    asked dear old dad to pull out and cum on Mommy's face so she didnt have to exist?
     
  20. Tracy

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    At least she's finally acknowledging how pathetic this all is? #pathetic? lol