Entertainment New Jason Bourne movie, saw it Friday night.

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  1. Craignor

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    I thought it was the best of them all.

    Best movie I have seen this summer. Better than Star Trek.

    Great chase and fight scenes. On the level of a good Bond movie.

    I loved it.
     
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    K. I'll watch it later.
     
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    You ever grill corn?
     
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    That's the best way to cook it
     
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    Fawk yeah! Made some tonight! :lo5:
     
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    I've been thinking about seeing this new Bourne movie. It looks good.
     
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    Winston Leg-Thigh Well-Known Member

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    Matt Damon is a POS.
     
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    Nice! :beer:
     
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    thanks man I'll check it out
     
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    Really? I didn't like it.
     
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    What's really great is when you have a campfire, and you wrap corn in aluminum foil, and put it in the coals.
     
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    I saw it. It was bad. Twenty mins of car chase and no plot.
    just a cash grab.
     
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    No memorable hand to hand combat, no motivation other than a contrived parental link, most of it took place in complete shadow, then Bourne spends the last 20 minutes of the movie in a disguise that makes him look like someone on To Catch A Predator. Nothing to rival that speech in the first one that gives you chills

    "I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?"

    None of that is on display, he also relies on the convenience of a hacker mole who just helps him hop from one place to another essentially undetected rather than using his wits or mastery of 12 different languages and ability to disappear. It was a sub par entry.
     
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    That's what I was afraid of. What makes Bourne cool is the whole human tactical computer thing, not just car chases and explosions.
     
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    I love this series. It's easily the worst of all the movies but that doesn't make it terrible. Way too long and the car chase scene was ridiculous (swat vehicle). Still my favorite movie series.
     
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    Nicky's motivation for hacking the network in the first place made zero sense, and then she's able to track Bourne down when the entire world can't?? It was ok. Nothing great and nothing truly awful about it.
     
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    All righty then, I'll be waiting for it to be on tv. :)
     
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    I want to bend Alicia Vikander over a table
     
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    i read a couple of the books but i've never lasted more than 1/2 hour with any of the movies. can't stand that guy!