New Jersey Attacks!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Jul 17, 2015.

  1. newcastlefan

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    NJ is going to fart in our direction!
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    Dude.
     
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    They're gassing us!
     
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    Eight million people. Pretty sure you are gassing them.
     
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    They announced they are doing it thus it is comin from NJ to NYC. The state of NJ has gas!
     
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    Anti-Semitic gas IMO.: oy:
     
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    @DreamTheater
     
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    I laughed so hard I farted.
     
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    It's Jersey. How can you tell? :wtf:
     
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    we get those alerts every summer. i figure its a veiled way to let us know chris christie is having chili dogs for lunch.
     
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    :rs:
     
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    you can tell
    . it gets really bad for about an hour. everyone in midtown is like "what is that smell?!"
     
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    sometimes I can make my farts sound like Louis Armstrong jazz trumpet
     
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    Gonna get all the way to Minnesota?? :wtf:?
     
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    You know what town stinks? New Orleans.

    That's a stinky-assed town.
     
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    MidtowN, maybe

    although NJ stink is very potent.
     
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    anyplace built on a swamp or marsh is like that. The north jersey coast is all salt marsh land. in the summer natural methane is burped out both by the marshes and by the northern landfills.
     
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    it's also the chemical plants
     
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    i dont think they are as active as they once were. IFF is still cooking but they emit fruity smells like overpowering cherry smells. the oil refineries dont seem to operate much and dont store anywhere as much as their capacity now. also every morning you get the methane and squashed skunk oil smell.