New Jersey Attacks!!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Jul 17, 2015.

  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    136,473
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    57,792
    Likes Received:
    17,091
    NJ is going to fart in our direction!
    [​IMG]
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

    Reputations:
    223,843
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    47,165
    Likes Received:
    42,566
    Dude.
     
  3. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    136,473
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    57,792
    Likes Received:
    17,091
    They're gassing us!
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    722,643
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    172,536
    Likes Received:
    87,960
     
    crazypreacher likes this.
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

    Reputations:
    223,843
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    47,165
    Likes Received:
    42,566
    Eight million people. Pretty sure you are gassing them.
     
    DarkFriday likes this.
  6. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    136,473
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    57,792
    Likes Received:
    17,091
    They announced they are doing it thus it is comin from NJ to NYC. The state of NJ has gas!
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    Anti-Semitic gas IMO.: oy:
     
    babybear likes this.
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

    Reputations:
    223,843
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    47,165
    Likes Received:
    42,566
    @DreamTheater
     
  9. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    798,645
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    21,028
    Likes Received:
    16,232

    I laughed so hard I farted.
     
  10. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

    Reputations:
    395,165
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2012
    Messages:
    60,123
    Likes Received:
    55,421
    It's Jersey. How can you tell? :wtf:
     
    Summer likes this.
  11. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    136,473
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    57,792
    Likes Received:
    17,091
    we get those alerts every summer. i figure its a veiled way to let us know chris christie is having chili dogs for lunch.
     
    XuXu likes this.
  12. Nunz

    Nunz Lar's lurking. VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    314,041
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    12,224
    Likes Received:
    19,900
    :rs:
     
  13. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    136,473
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    57,792
    Likes Received:
    17,091
    you can tell
    . it gets really bad for about an hour. everyone in midtown is like "what is that smell?!"
     
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    34,368
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    20,917
    Likes Received:
    5,626
    sometimes I can make my farts sound like Louis Armstrong jazz trumpet
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

    Reputations:
    109,055
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    66,913
    Likes Received:
    21,592
    Gonna get all the way to Minnesota?? :wtf:?
     
    Summer likes this.
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

    Reputations:
    90,739
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    30,426
    Likes Received:
    9,992
    You know what town stinks? New Orleans.

    That's a stinky-assed town.
     
    Gomez likes this.
  17. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    136,473
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    57,792
    Likes Received:
    17,091
    MidtowN, maybe

    although NJ stink is very potent.
     
  18. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    136,473
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    57,792
    Likes Received:
    17,091
    anyplace built on a swamp or marsh is like that. The north jersey coast is all salt marsh land. in the summer natural methane is burped out both by the marshes and by the northern landfills.
     
  19. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

    Reputations:
    90,739
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2011
    Messages:
    30,426
    Likes Received:
    9,992
    it's also the chemical plants
     
  20. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    136,473
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    57,792
    Likes Received:
    17,091
    i dont think they are as active as they once were. IFF is still cooking but they emit fruity smells like overpowering cherry smells. the oil refineries dont seem to operate much and dont store anywhere as much as their capacity now. also every morning you get the methane and squashed skunk oil smell.